《Car Accident(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] We love car accidents in this country

[00:00:02] We're obsessed with car accidents

[00:00:04] I know your like me it's like 2 in the morning

[00:00:06] It's dead quiet

[00:00:07] Your in you're house watching tv your in bed

[00:00:10] All of a sudden outside at the corner you hear

[00:00:15] Damn it Shit that sounded like it was going to hit

[00:00:23] You always want it to hit Come on

[00:00:27] Nothing Uh

[00:00:29] Then when you finally hear the crash your psyched it's like

[00:00:32] Where are my shoes Yes where are my shoes

[00:00:37] Have you seen my shoes F**k it I'm going out without shoes

[00:00:40] I'm going out shoeless Right you come out of you're house

[00:00:46] All you're neighbours are coming out everyones coming out

[00:00:47] Your like waving at each other

[00:00:49] You're psyched to see each other

[00:00:50] Come on let's go you wanna go together

[00:00:51] Come on let's go you me and you no no

[00:00:53] You wait for the next group

[00:00:54] You wait for the next group

[00:00:56] We'll go as a team no no you wait

[00:00:58] You wait for the next group

[00:01:05] Then you get out there it's no big deal

[00:01:07] But everyone stands out there for like 2 extra hours

[00:01:10] It's over no ones hurt or anything

[00:01:12] But everyone has to stay out there

[00:01:14] Even if it's hot everyone acts like it's cold and shit

[00:01:16] Hey what's up

[00:01:21] Just had to see what was going on

[00:01:25] And It doesn't matter who you start talking to

[00:01:27] I guarantee everyone is having the same exact conversation

[00:01:30] No matter who you get into it with

[00:01:32] All anybody is saying like back

[00:01:33] And forth is like Yeah yeah well no I was in my kitchen

[00:01:36] And I heard it so I came out

[00:01:39] You were in your living room

[00:01:40] I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish

[00:01:42] I heard it I came out

[00:01:45] What you were in you're basement

[00:01:47] He was in his living

[00:01:47] I was in the kitchen cleaning a dish

[00:01:50] I was really cleaning

[00:01:51] And I heard it so I came out

[00:01:54] What Shoes No no F**k shoes

[00:01:57] Haha shoes hahaha listen to this guy with shoes

[00:02:00] Hahaha you Shoes over here

[00:02:06] And everyone always wants to be a part of like the police

[00:02:09] You know what I mean We always wanna be involved

[00:02:12] We wanna talk to the cops when ever they come to your you know

[00:02:15] Officer yeah yeah I'm sorry yeah I just want you to know

[00:02:18] If it helps in your investigation I was in my kitchen

[00:02:21] And I heard it

[00:02:22] So I came out I will testify in court I was cleaning a dish

[00:02:27] I will bring the dish as exhibit

[00:02:29] And this guy he was in his basement

[00:02:31] Tell him what you told me tell him what you told me

[00:02:35] That's not what he told me

[00:02:37] He's lying that's not what you told me

[00:02:40] Car Accident - Dane Cook