《Junk Food Junkie》歌词

[00:00:00] Junk Food Junkie [In the Style of Larry Groce

[00:00:00] You know I love that organic cooking

[00:00:03] I always ask for more

[00:00:05] And they call me Mr Natural

[00:00:07] On down to the health food store

[00:00:10] I only eat good sea salt

[00:00:12] White sugar don't touch my lips

[00:00:14] And my friends is always begging me

[00:00:16] To take them on macrobiotic trips

[00:00:18] Yes they are

[00:00:21] Oh but at night I stake out my strong box

[00:00:23] That I keep under lock and key

[00:00:26] And I take it off to my closet

[00:00:28] Where nobody else can see

[00:00:32] I open that door so slowly

[00:00:34] Take a peek up north and south

[00:00:36] Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie

[00:00:38] And I pop it in my mouth

[00:00:46] Yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural

[00:00:49] Just as healthy as I can be

[00:00:52] But at night I'm a junk food junkie

[00:00:54] Good lord have pity on me

[00:01:00] Well at lunchtime you can always find me

[00:01:03] At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar

[00:01:05] Just sucking on my plain white yogurt

[00:01:07] From my hand thrown pottery jar

[00:01:11] And sippin' a little hand pressed cider

[00:01:13] With a carrot stick for dessert

[00:01:16] And wiping my face in a natural way

[00:01:18] On the sleeve of my peasant shirt

[00:01:19] Oh yeah

[00:01:24] Ah but when that clock strikes midnight

[00:01:27] And I'm all by myself

[00:01:29] I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf

[00:01:34] And I pull out some Fritos corn chips

[00:01:36] Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie

[00:01:39] Then I sit back in glorious expectation

[00:01:41] Of a genuine junk food high

[00:01:43] Oh yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural

[00:01:50] Oh yeah in the daytime I'm Mr Natural

[00:01:53] Just as healthy as I can be

[00:01:55] Oh but at night I'm a junk food junkie

[00:01:58] Good lord have pity on me

[00:02:03] My friends down at the commune

[00:02:05] They think I'm pretty neat

[00:02:07] Oh I don't know nothing about arts and crafts

[00:02:10] But I give 'em all something to eat

[00:02:12] I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons

[00:02:15] And I only eat home grown spice

[00:02:17] I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn

[00:02:20] Filled up with my brown rice

[00:02:21] Yes I do

[00:02:24] Oh folks but lately I hae been spotted

[00:02:27] With a Big Mac on my breath

[00:02:32] Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders

[00:02:35] With a face as white as death

[00:02:37] I'm aftraid someday they'll find me

[00:02:39] Just stretched out on my bed

[00:02:42] With a handful of Pringles potato chips

[00:02:44] And a Ding Dong by my head

[00:02:46] In the daytime I'm Mr Natural

[00:02:49] Just as healthy as I can be

[00:02:51] But at night I'm a junk food junkie

[00:02:53] Good lord have pity on me