《水果赋》歌词

[00:00:00] 水果赋 - 周东亮
[00:00:06] 马山芋头老乡绅
[00:00:14] 杨花萝卜恶光棍
[00:00:19] 看见新娘水 呃 红菱
[00:00:23] 长得又白又 呃 是嫩
[00:00:27] 一个弹眉毛 一个眨眼晴
[00:00:32] 想吃豆腐来寻开心
[00:00:36] 南瓜看见光火冒
[00:00:38] 上前就打抱不平
[00:00:41] 塘西甘蔗勿容情
[00:00:44] 上前就打一闷棍
[00:00:48] 打得芋头泥 呃里滚
[00:00:51] 打得萝卜两段分
[00:00:55] 动手辰光不当心
[00:00:59] 还带害左右众乡亲
[00:01:07] 葫芦藤牵到葡萄藤
[00:01:16] 柿子踏扁成柿饼
[00:01:21] 番茄急得脸发红
[00:01:23] 水密桃急得一旁泪盈盈
[00:01:28] 梅子急得脸发青
[00:01:32] 樱桃急得来翻眼晴
[00:01:36] 香瓜急得脸发黄
[00:01:39] 西瓜急得格鼓胀病
[00:01:41] 岔开石榴头顶心
[00:01:44] 打出来子孙一大群
[00:01:46] 诸位要问啥事情
[00:01:50] 水果在打架是犯人命
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