《Any Man》歌词

[00:00:04] Hi

[00:00:05] Original bad boy on the case cover your face

[00:00:08] Came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy with mase

[00:00:10] I laced the w**d with insect repellant better check the smelly

[00:00:13] Eminem starts with e better check the spelling

[00:00:15] With a capital somebody grab me a snapple

[00:00:18] I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adams apple

[00:00:20] Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure

[00:00:23] That my mother did it but the b**ch wont admit it was her

[00:00:25] I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months

[00:00:28] And said Im ready now b**ch - aint you feelin these kicks cunt

[00:00:31] The world aint ready for me yet I can tell

[00:00:33] Ill probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell

[00:00:35] Im sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs

[00:00:37] And Im hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns

[00:00:40] I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach

[00:00:43] And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it

[00:00:46] （yuck ） hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet

[00:00:48] If yall dont like me you can suck my dick til you numb it

[00:00:51] And all that gibberish you was spittin you need to kill it

[00:00:53] Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep I dont feel it

[00:00:56] Eminem

[00:00:56] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:00:58] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:01:01] Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me ha

[00:01:03] Is f**kin crazy -- hello hi

[00:01:06] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:01:08] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:01:11] Is f**kin crazy -- do you hear me

[00:01:13] Is f**kin crazy

[00:01:15] Im ice grillin you starin you down with a gremlin grin

[00:01:18] Im eminem youre a fag in a womens gym

[00:01:20] Im slim the shady is really a fake alias

[00:01:22] To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens

[00:01:25] A brainiac with a cranium packed full of more uranium

[00:01:28] Than a maniac saudi arabian

[00:01:31] A highly combustible head spazmatic

[00:01:33] Strapped to a kraftmatic adjustable bed

[00:01:35] Laid up in the hospital in critical condition

[00:01:37] I flatlined jumped up and ran from the mortician

[00:01:40] High speed iv full of thai w**d

[00:01:43] Lookin chinese with my knees stuck together like siamese

[00:01:45] Twins joined at the groin like lesbians

[00:01:48] Uhh pins and needles hypodermic needles and pins

[00:01:50] I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends

[00:01:53] On if I keep on killin my girlfriends

[00:01:56] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:01:58] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:02:01] Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me ha

[00:02:03] Is f**kin crazy -- listen

[00:02:05] Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan

[00:02:08] For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin

[00:02:11] Is f**kin crazy -- you hear me

[00:02:13] Is f**kin crazy

[00:02:15] Last night I o d d on rush mushrooms and dust

[00:02:18] And got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed

[00:02:20] Im an alcoholic and thats all I can say

[00:02:22] I call in to work cause all I do is frolic and play

[00:02:25] I swallow grenades and take about a bottle a day

[00:02:27] Of tylenol 3 and talk about how violent Ill be （rrarrrrh）

[00:02:30] Give me eleven excederin my headll spin

[00:02:32] Medicinell get me revvin like a 747 jet engine

[00:02:35] Scratched my balls til I shredded skin

[00:02:37] Doctor check this rash look how red its been

[00:02:40] Its probably aids forget it then

[00:02:42] I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows

[00:02:44] That dont even make sense like dykes usin dildos

[00:02:45] So reach in your billfolds for ten ducats

[00:02:48] And pick up this slim shady sh*t thats on rawkus

[00:02:50] Somethin somethin somethin somethin I get weeded

[00:02:53] My daughter scribbled over that rhyme I couldnt read it

[00:02:56] Damn