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[00:00:00] 吴德吴总给我请到

[00:00:02] 快点啊

[00:00:03] 这到了没呀

[00:00:04]

[00:00:05] 吴总已经出来了

[00:00:07] 那好嘞

[00:00:08] A 再见

[00:00:08] 一会儿联系啊

[00:00:09] 好嘞

[00:00:10] 再见a

[00:00:11] 快点给他搅和

[00:00:13] 什么玩意儿抱不住呀

[00:00:14] 没的体格

[00:00:15] 死气白揽这活儿干啥你说

[00:00:19] 宝贝儿

[00:00:20] 开门啦

[00:00:27] 你知道回来啊

[00:00:28] 宝贝儿

[00:00:29] 几点啦

[00:00:30] 不是我买东西去了

[00:00:31] 搞个同学会还非得在家里搞

[00:00:34] 到外面搞去啊

[00:00:35] 不是我不想展示一下咱家实力吗

[00:00:38] 咱家有啥实力让你展示啥事

[00:00:42] 一会儿我刚才还一个人呢

[00:00:43] 是王了

[00:00:45] 谁呀

[00:00:45] 快进来

[00:00:46] 进来进来

[00:00:46] 进来放哪呀

[00:00:48] 放放这啊

[00:00:50] 你放放放

[00:00:53] A 好

[00:00:54] 那行吧

[00:00:54] 行了

[00:00:55] 完成任务了

[00:00:57] 行行行

[00:00:58] 好嘞

[00:00:59] 我要知道你住六楼

[00:01:00] 我说死都不能帮你搬啊

[00:01:05] 我知道你的意思啊

[00:01:07] 就这点意思啊

[00:01:08] 好嘞

[00:01:09] 谢谢你热情主动为我服务

[00:01:11] 不错

[00:01:12] 谢谢

[00:01:12]

[00:01:13] 行了行了

[00:01:15] 你还挺有钱是不是

[00:01:17] 你有钱

[00:01:18] 你先把那个贷款还上

[00:01:19] 以后宝贝儿啊

[00:01:20] 一会儿同学们来

[00:01:21] 可千万不提这事儿啊

[00:01:23] 咱可吃

[00:01:25] 来了来了

[00:01:26] 你给点面子

[00:01:27] 说好梦

[00:01:29] 讨厌

[00:01:30] 哎来了来了

[00:01:33]

[00:01:34] 那个来了

[00:01:39] 你怎么又回来了

[00:01:40] 你啊

[00:01:41] 压根儿就没走

[00:01:42] 你怎么回事儿啊

[00:01:43] 你师傅搞同学会啊

[00:01:47] 我跟你说啊

[00:01:48] 搞同学会跟你没关系

[00:01:50] 没你的活儿啊

[00:01:50] 你是不叫范伟

[00:01:52]

[00:01:53] 你这打工的厉害啊

[00:01:54] 连我叫啥都知道

[00:01:55] 你真拿我当打工的啦

[00:01:57] 那你是干啥的

[00:01:59] 大班长

[00:02:00] 我是你老同学

[00:02:02]

[00:02:03] 看出来了

[00:02:05] 你给我什么地方啊

[00:02:07] 你还跟我俩装啊

[00:02:14] 那你是谁呢

[00:02:16] 你一点印象没有了没

[00:02:17] 没印象

[00:02:18] 你家是不是下窗户

[00:02:19] 对啊

[00:02:20] 咱俩不在一个谱子哦

[00:02:22] 我帮你家干过活是吗

[00:02:23] 挖个菜窖

[00:02:25]

[00:02:25] 那快坐坐坐坐

[00:02:27] 咱们唠唠怎么回事儿

[00:02:28] 我这都是线索啊

[00:02:30] 这怎么回事儿

[00:02:30] 当时你家下方不不会挖菜窖吗

[00:02:33]

[00:02:33] 我去了吗

[00:02:34]

[00:02:34] 你妈给我做的白面馒头吗

[00:02:36]

[00:02:36] 我一顿吃七个

[00:02:38] 后来你妈说别吃了

[00:02:39] 他吃那玩意喝水容易胀肚哦

[00:02:42] 我就不吃了

[00:02:43] 剩八个你妈给我带上了吗

[00:02:45]

[00:02:45] 我妈那人心好让你爹要回去能吗

[00:02:52] 能不能不重要这个事儿有没有那个挖菜窖

[00:02:59] 哎呀

[00:03:01] 刘文革对不对

[00:03:02] 拉倒吧

[00:03:03] 刘文革是咱们的生活委员

[00:03:06] 骂犯生活错误

[00:03:07] 进去了

[00:03:11] 那是满长江还是满长潘长江那部咱们班小哥们吗

[00:03:17] 一说话

[00:03:18] 老师班长

[00:03:19] 我那么叫你来不了了

[00:03:21] 出去啦

[00:03:21] 干啥啦

[00:03:22] 上公司当广播员去了

[00:03:25] 就这样当广播员儿

[00:03:27] 他姐夫在乡里管事儿呢

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[00:03:30] 那你是ma Chi

[00:03:32] 拉倒吧

[00:03:32] 你记不住了

[00:03:33] 我提醒提醒你吧啊

[00:03:36] 小时候咱们不老带饭吗

[00:03:38]

[00:03:38] 我老戴一个大饼子咸菜嘎达

[00:03:41] 完了你给我个外号叫老嘎子

[00:03:44] 哎呀

[00:03:46] 哒哒了吗

[00:03:47] 那你姓啥来着啦哒啊

[00:03:54] 你纯是挣大钱呢

[00:03:56] 你把老同学忘了

[00:03:57] 我给你提个Ren a Wang

[00:03:59] 二一

[00:04:00] 哎呀得得

[00:04:02] 只知道加一听二丫三充电来着

[00:04:05] 他知道的之之啊

[00:04:06] 那不咱班最漂亮的校花吗

[00:04:08]

[00:04:08] 对啊

[00:04:08] 跟我一个座儿不对呀

[00:04:10] 他跟我一个座儿啊

[00:04:11] 原先呢

[00:04:12] 跟我一个座儿不

[00:04:13] 你跟他们什么当时没有

[00:04:16] 给我一块橡皮给我换走了吗

[00:04:18] 还有

[00:04:22] 有印象

[00:04:23] 有印象有印象有印象有印象儿吧

[00:04:25] 啊二丫二丫儿啊

[00:04:28] 不是我

[00:04:29] 我是说你要不提二呀

[00:04:30] 我是想不起来了啊

[00:04:32] 想起来啊

[00:04:33] 二呀

[00:04:34] 你试试

[00:04:35] 哎呀

[00:04:36] 当时这个我跟王二丫是谁啊

[00:04:39] 他说的这么高兴呢

[00:04:41] 这难怪记不住了

[00:04:42] 这家伙一晃多少年了

[00:04:44] 这孩子这么大了啊

[00:04:48] 那我给你介绍一下啊

[00:04:52] 我这也没带啥呀啊

[00:04:54] 我第一次来

[00:04:55] 嗯嗯

[00:04:56] 我给孩子吃啥呀

[00:04:58] 我给你啊

[00:04:59] 第一次见面孩子也不给你干

[00:05:07] 啥呀瞧不起我干啥

[00:05:08] 我好好的买书包

[00:05:11] 好好学习

[00:05:14] 我告诉你

[00:05:15] 你知道这是谁不老纪啊

[00:05:18] 什么老几啊

[00:05:19] 这是我媳妇儿

[00:05:20] 我是他媳妇儿

[00:05:26] 真卡夹啊夹

[00:05:29] 你好贵姓

[00:05:31] 蔡蔡了

[00:05:37] 那你这种情况我

[00:05:39] 我得叫啥呢

[00:05:41] 叫嫂子叫妹妹吧

[00:05:43] 那就少妹子吧

[00:05:49] 哎呀

[00:05:51] 真漂亮

[00:05:53] 我跟你说啊

[00:05:54] 你算有眼光啊

[00:05:56] 在同学的时候俺们全班

[00:05:57] 你这么说吧

[00:05:58] 他家相互嘛

[00:06:00] 长得也帅

[00:06:01] 学习也好

[00:06:01] 那是我的偶像

[00:06:03] 还偶像呢

[00:06:04] 哎呀妈呀

[00:06:05] 当时王二丫她俩

[00:06:06] 她要不回程

[00:06:07] 现在孩子都有你这么大啊

[00:06:15] 这都这都只是想法

[00:06:18] 不有那句话吗

[00:06:19] 谁把你长发盘起

[00:06:20] 谁给你做的嫁衣

[00:06:22] 谁给你的铅笔

[00:06:23] 谁给的橡皮

[00:06:25] 全是故事

[00:06:27] 老爸

[00:06:29] 我还真没看出来啊

[00:06:32] 你还挺早熟啊

[00:06:35]

[00:06:35] 幼稚啊幼稚

[00:06:38] 那什么你

[00:06:39] 你去吧去吧

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[00:06:43] 你们慢慢聊啊

[00:06:44] 聊那个王二丫没事儿

[00:06:46] 他跟王二丫

[00:06:47] 就他俩偷摸的

[00:06:48] 谁都不知道

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[00:06:54] 干啥去列一个

[00:06:59] 哎呀我的妈

[00:07:00] 是不搁家没少提

[00:07:01] 哇呀啊

[00:07:02] 你俩是不是还有联系什么了

[00:07:04] 我跟你说

[00:07:04] 这几天才联系上的啊

[00:07:06] 这二丫吧

[00:07:07] 一直在吴德贵手下当办公室主任

[00:07:10] 你认识吴德贵啊

[00:07:11] 老同学嘛

[00:07:13] 整得老大着了是吧

[00:07:14] 这我想通过二押吧

[00:07:16] 把他请到家里头

[00:07:17] 跟他搞一个合资

[00:07:18] 强强联合嘛

[00:07:20] 是吧

[00:07:21] 八嘎

[00:07:21] 来这几件衣服啊

[00:07:23] 是我的

[00:07:24] 有的还没上身呢

[00:07:26] 穿的有点过时了

[00:07:27] 给我的是给你嫂子啊

[00:07:33] 谢谢嫂子啊

[00:07:35] 我找妹子找妹子

[00:07:39] 这还挺好咋的啦

[00:07:44] 这100块钱呢

[00:07:45] 就算给孩子的啊啊呢扶贫呢

[00:07:48] 什么叫扶贫给孩子的吗

[00:07:49] 我给孩子你都不用

[00:07:52] 哎呀

[00:07:53] 这一晃多少年了哈

[00:07:55] 多少年了

[00:07:57] 你哪年回的城

[00:07:58] 875 年吧

[00:07:59] 七五年

[00:07:59] 现在九九年

[00:08:00] 骂二十五六年了骂是真想你

[00:08:04] 咋不响啊

[00:08:05] 我老做梦

[00:08:06] 想你是不是一场游戏一场梦

[00:08:08] 感觉

[00:08:10] 哎呀

[00:08:10] 你抽烟不

[00:08:11] 我这有来

[00:08:12] 你抽我的

[00:08:13] 我的好爸爸

[00:08:15] 你说这

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[00:08:18] OK

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[00:08:23] 比我的好啊

[00:08:24] 这这

[00:08:25] 这行吗

[00:08:26] 你抽这烟不是我这平时不抽了不出门了吗

[00:08:31] 整一盒儿装象

[00:08:34] 见笑哈

[00:08:40] 老同学

[00:08:41] 我得跟你谈谈

[00:08:44] 你说

[00:08:49] 你这坐坐

[00:08:53] 你装啥呀

[00:08:55] 你说你到我这里装啥呀

[00:08:58] 你有啥实力在这儿装啊

[00:09:00] 你是

[00:09:01] 我跟你没法比

[00:09:02] 妈呀

[00:09:03] 你还跟我比你

[00:09:05] 这房子

[00:09:07] 多大面积知道不不知道的沙发

[00:09:12] 多少钱一套

[00:09:13] 只头部领带

[00:09:15] 啥牌子的知道不

[00:09:17] 背带怎么事儿

[00:09:18] 知道不理你代替裤带

[00:09:21] 你咋还跟我比呢

[00:09:24] 早饭来不及了

[00:09:26] 你快帮我找找

[00:09:28] 哎呀

[00:09:28] 人家是客人啊

[00:09:30] 不是外人

[00:09:31] 不好意思吧

[00:09:31] 这个

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[00:09:32] 谢谢啊

[00:09:33] 谢谢

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[00:09:41] 人那该是咋回事就是咋回事儿

[00:09:45] 你说就凭你的实力

[00:09:47] 你抽那烟你配套啊

[00:09:49] 我无非不也就抽这烟呢

[00:09:51] 我装了吗

[00:09:52] 越穷他越装

[00:09:54] 因为啥穷

[00:09:55] 过去穷

[00:09:56] 大伙都穷

[00:09:57] 现在穷就怨你自己了

[00:09:59] 这么多年你咋不跟我联系呢

[00:10:00] 过去穷你说没啥脸见你

[00:10:03] 那你咋有脸抽着烟呢

[00:10:05] 我跟你说

[00:10:06] 老嘎达呀

[00:10:07] 你有美颜这个钱

[00:10:08] 把老婆孩子生活水平搞上去

[00:10:11] 没事儿往城里多跑一跑

[00:10:13] 我随便拉扯你一把

[00:10:14] 你不就起来了吗

[00:10:18]

[00:10:18] 那个算搞完了没

[00:10:19] 搞完了来帮我摘韭菜

[00:10:22] 这玩意儿好宅

[00:10:23] 撸撸就完事儿

[00:10:24] 你看撸吧

[00:10:25] 撸就完事儿了

[00:10:27] 你呀你

[00:10:27] 干啥事儿你都不认真

[00:10:29] 你看人家不得贵

[00:10:31] 同样是咱们同学

[00:10:32] 同样是你们农民

[00:10:34] 就因为认真敬业

[00:10:36] 现在是远近闻名的农民企业家

[00:10:39] 你说你吊儿郎当的

[00:10:41] 拆盒好烟

[00:10:42] 你先给我尝尝啥味儿的都给你

[00:10:46] 没事儿的

[00:10:48] 不信之烟好抽到哪去

[00:10:53] 你看我这业务多忙

[00:10:56] A

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[00:10:59] 哎哎

[00:11:05]

[00:11:07]

[00:11:10]

[00:11:12] 是我啊

[00:11:13] 我是吴德贵

[00:11:14] 你到香港啦

[00:11:16] 事办完吗

[00:11:17] 那行

[00:11:18] 赶紧让他打款港币

[00:11:20] 咋还不行呢

[00:11:21] 200万行

[00:11:23] 你注点意啊

[00:11:24] 人家肯定在我的面子的关照下肯定要安排好

[00:11:28] 知不知道注意点公司形象

[00:11:30] 别安排洗澡按摩啥你都都往上

[00:11:33] 我告诉你啊

[00:11:34] 别说回来我收拾你啊

[00:11:36] 你让港方经理跟我接电话好

[00:11:39] 你好啊

[00:11:41] 你还没走啊

[00:11:44] 哎呀

[00:11:45] 我爹的电话打不通啊啊

[00:11:53] 杀谁

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[00:11:55] OK

[00:11:55] 拜拜

[00:11:56] 这他妈说话太费劲呢

[00:12:05] 老嘎哒完啦

[00:12:07] 给我买瓶醋

[00:12:09] 哎呀你抽啥

[00:12:10] 风儿老干

[00:12:11] 买瓷

[00:12:11] 这是贵客

[00:12:12] 啥贵客

[00:12:13] 这不是老嘎达吗

[00:12:14] 老哥

[00:12:14] 这就是吴啊

[00:12:15] 吴德贵

[00:12:16] 这是老嘎达

[00:12:17]

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[00:12:21] 我我买醋去啊啊

[00:12:24] 吴总吴总你留步

[00:12:25] 我我不知道哎呀

[00:12:27] 哎呀我去我去啊

[00:12:30]

[00:12:35] 吴总

[00:12:37] 我是不是有点酷啊

[00:12:40] 老同学

[00:12:42] 脑子嘎达也说两句儿

[00:12:45]

[00:12:45] 你说

[00:12:48] 你怎么只记住当今的吴德贵却王乐过去跑旮旯呢

[00:12:53] 你光知道乌德桂是远近闻名的企业家

[00:12:57] 可她过去给你前后座儿

[00:13:01] 同学

[00:13:03] 咱们搞同学聚会的目的为了什么

[00:13:07] 我现在公司运转的不太好

[00:13:11] 我想跟你联系联系

[00:13:12] 让你帮帮我

[00:13:14] 那你说咱们同学之间还用扯社会那事儿吗

[00:13:17] 这个用着你了

[00:13:18] 低三下四的

[00:13:19] 别用着他了

[00:13:20] 点头哈腰的

[00:13:21] 咱们是同学

[00:13:22] 咱搞同学会的意义就是咱们找回咱们当初的那个纯净

[00:13:27] 那种真情

[00:13:30] 我啥也不说了

[00:13:31] 吴总

[00:13:32] 你还管我叫吴总

[00:13:34] 老嘎哒

[00:13:38] 落都到了

[00:13:41] 同学都到了

[00:13:42] 都在楼下了

[00:13:42] 快接去啊啊

[00:13:46] 我跟你说啊

[00:13:48] 见到二呀

[00:13:48] 你可得减点儿

[00:13:50] 哎呀

[00:13:50] 没事儿

[00:13:50] 放心吧

[00:13:51] 反正都了解我

[00:13:52] 王二丫是我媳妇

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