《Redneck Stomp(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Redneck Stomp (Album Version)

[00:00:02] Jeff Foxworthy

[00:00:03] If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

[00:00:06] Describing what the tornadoes sounded like

[00:00:11] You might be a redneck

[00:00:13] If you've ever cut your gra*s and found a car

[00:00:16] If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade

[00:00:21] If you've ever been too drunk to fish you might be a redneck

[00:00:30] If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle

[00:00:35] If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a

[00:00:38] Yard sale

[00:00:40] If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend

[00:00:44] Your sister's honor

[00:00:49] You might be a redneck

[00:00:56] If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain

[00:01:02] You might be a redneck

[00:01:05] They always make fun of the way I talk I keep telling them I said your gonna be

[00:01:09] Real surprised when you get into the habit in St Petersburg and say

[00:01:11] "Y'all get into the truck we goin up to the big house "

[00:01:21] If you've ever financed a tattoo

[00:01:25] If you've ever made change in the offering plate

[00:01:29] You might be a redneck

[00:01:32] We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country

[00:01:36] Now you come to the south we have words like yu'nt to

[00:01:41] We goin to the mall yu'nt to

[00:01:44] What letter does that start with does anybody know

[00:01:50] I like this word alot aight

[00:01:53] That's a word in Texas aight

[00:01:57] Round lunch time every day you'll hear somebody say

[00:01:59] "hey jeet yet naw dju Yu'nt to Aight "

[00:02:14] If you go to the family reunion to meet women

[00:02:19] If you smoked during your wedding

[00:02:24] You might be a redneck

[00:02:26] And last but not least

[00:02:28] If you see a sign that says say no to crack

[00:02:31] And it reminds you to pull your jeans up