《Intro (Jeff， Bill， Ron & Larry)》歌词

[00:00:00] If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

[00:00:01] Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like

[00:00:02] You might be a redneck

[00:00:02] If you've ever cut your grass and found a car

[00:00:04] You might be a redneck

[00:00:04] If your dad walks you to school

[00:00:05] Because your in the same grade

[00:00:06] You might be a redneck

[00:00:06] If you've ever been too drunk to fish

[00:00:08] If somebody asks to see your ID

[00:00:09] And you show them your belt buckle

[00:00:11] If every day somebody comes to your house

[00:00:12] Mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale

[00:00:14] If you've ever had to haul

[00:00:14] A can of paint to defend your sister's honor

[00:00:16] You might be a redneck

[00:00:18] If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain

[00:00:19] You might be a redneck

[00:00:20] They always make fun of the way

[00:00:21] I talk I keep telling them I said your gonna be

[00:00:22] Real surprised when you get into the habit

[00:00:24] In St Petersburg and say

[00:00:24] Yo'all get into the truck we goin up to the big house

[00:00:26] If you've ever financed a tattoo

[00:00:27] If you've ever made change in the offering plate

[00:00:28] You might be a redneck

[00:00:28] We have words in the south

[00:00:30] They don't have in other parts of the country

[00:00:32] Now you come to the south we have words like you'ant to

[00:00:33] We goin to the mall you'ant to

[00:00:34] What letter does that start with does anybody know

[00:00:37] I like this word alot aight

[00:00:38] That's a word in Texas aight

[00:00:39] Round lunch time every day you'll hear somebody say

[00:00:41] Hey didja eat yet naw didju You'ant to Aight

[00:00:41] If you go to the family reunion to meet women

[00:00:46] If you smoked during your wedding

[00:00:47] You might be a redneck

[00:00:47] And last but not least

[00:00:49] If you see a sign that says say no to crack

[00:00:50] And it reminds you to pull your jeans up

[00:00:51] You might be a redneck