《Here’s Your Sign》歌词

[00:00:00] I just hate stupid people

[00:00:02] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid

[00:00:16] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you

[00:00:18] You wouldn't ask them anything

[00:00:19] It would be like Excuse me oops never mind

[00:00:22] I didn't see your sign

[00:00:24] It's like before my wife

[00:00:26] And I moved from Texas to California our house was full

[00:00:32] Of boxes and there was a you Haul truck in our driveway

[00:00:46] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving

[00:00:52] Nope

[00:00:53] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week

[00:01:01] Just to see how many boxes it takes

[00:01:03] Here's your sign

[00:01:05] Why can't they get the picture

[00:01:07] Why don't they understand

[00:01:08] We're not dealing with the planet of apes

[00:01:10] We're talking about the modern man

[00:01:14] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:18] Here's your sign

[00:01:19] Here's your sign

[00:01:19] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine

[00:01:24] We pulled his boat into the dock

[00:01:27] I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on the dock goes

[00:01:32] Hey y'all catch all them fish

[00:01:34] Nope

[00:01:38] Talked 'em into giving up

[00:01:42] Here's your sign

[00:01:43] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

[00:01:48] Playing with his little friend

[00:01:56] And he hit his friend and I went up to him

[00:02:02] And I said Hey

[00:02:07] Smacks his boy

[00:02:09] We don't hit

[00:02:11] He looked up at me like Here's your sign dad

[00:02:17] Why can't they get the picture

[00:02:23] Why don't they understand

[00:02:25] We're not dealing with the planet of apes

[00:02:28] We're talking about the modern man

[00:02:33] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:02:38] Here's your sign

[00:02:39] Here's your sign

[00:02:45] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel

[00:03:00] There was a guy

[00:03:01] Inventing a shark bite suit

[00:03:16] There's only one way to test that

[00:03:24] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on

[00:03:36] It looks good

[00:03:41] They want you to jump

[00:03:44] Into this pool of sharks

[00:03:49] And you tell us if it hurts when they bite you

[00:03:54] Well alright hold my sign I don't want to loose it

[00:04:02] Why can't they get the picture

[00:04:10] Why don't they understand

[00:04:15] We're not dealing with the planet of apes

[00:04:23] We're talking about the modern man

[00:04:27] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:04:29] Here's your sign

[00:04:30] Here's your sign

[00:04:31] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire

[00:04:38] I pulled my truck into one

[00:04:50] Of these side of the road gas stations

[00:04:54] The attendant walks out looks

[00:04:58] At my truck looks at me I swear to GOD he went

[00:05:09] Tire go flat

[00:05:14] I couldn't resist

[00:05:15] I said Nope

[00:05:16] No I was driving around

[00:05:18] And those other three just swelled right up on me

[00:05:21] Here's your sign

[00:05:23] Why can't they get the picture

[00:05:26] Why don't they understand

[00:05:28] We're not dealing with the planet of apes

[00:05:37] We're talking about the modern man

[00:05:51] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:05:57] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds

[00:06:03] Here's your sign

[00:06:07] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago

[00:06:17] A guy come over to the house drove the

[00:06:21] Car around for about 45 minutes

[00:06:23] We get back to the house he gets out

[00:06:28] Of the car reaches down

[00:06:32] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot

[00:06:34] See

[00:06:36] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him