《Intro (Jeff Foxworthy)》歌词

[00:00:28] Intro (Jeff Foxworthy) - Jeff Foxworthy

[00:00:28] If you've ever been on television more than 5 times

[00:00:28] discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...

[00:00:28] You might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] If you've ever cut your grass and found a car...

[00:00:28] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...

[00:00:28] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] If you've ever been too drunk to fish...

[00:00:28] If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle..

[00:00:28] If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale.

[00:00:28] If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister's honor..

[00:00:28] You might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

[00:00:28] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be

[00:00:28] real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,

[00:00:28] "Yo'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."

[00:00:28] If you've ever financed a tattoo....

[00:00:28] If you've ever made change in the offering plate...

[00:00:28] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] we have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country..

[00:00:28] Now, you come to the south, we have words like...you'ant to.

[00:00:28] We goin to the mall, you'ant to?

[00:00:28] What letter does that start with, does anybody know?

[00:00:28] I like this word alot...aight.

[00:00:28] That's a word in Texas...aight.

[00:00:28] Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,

[00:00:28] "hey didja eat yet, naw, didju? You'ant to. Aight."

[00:00:28] If you go to the family reunion to meet women....

[00:00:28] If you smoked during your wedding....

[00:00:28] you might be a redneck.

[00:00:28] And last but not least

[00:00:28] if you see a sign that says say no to crack,

[00:00:28] and it reminds you to pull your jeans up...

[00:00:28] you might be a redneck.