《The Midget’s Lament》歌词

[00:00:00] The Midget's Lament - Dory Previn

[00:00:22] I walk in

[00:00:24] I too dumb

[00:00:26] I know

[00:00:27] I got some handicaps t' overcome

[00:00:32] I mean y'seen one midget

[00:00:34] Y'seen 'em all

[00:00:37] Oh yeah midget

[00:00:40] Oh yeah small

[00:00:43] And that's

[00:00:43] As far as you can see

[00:00:48] Is that the sum

[00:00:49] And total substance of me

[00:00:53] Midgets d-warfs

[00:00:55] Chimps in a zoo

[00:00:58] They all look alike to you

[00:01:08] Well listen good

[00:01:11] Beause I don't lie

[00:01:14] There's a whole

[00:01:15] Lot more to me

[00:01:16] Than meets the eye

[00:01:19] And it fills my little soul

[00:01:22] With midget hate

[00:01:24] The way that

[00:01:25] People will not learn

[00:01:27] To differentiate

[00:01:31] Yeah sure midget

[00:01:32] That's what you say

[00:01:34] And that's as far as it goes

[00:01:40] But have you ever said

[00:01:41] That's a hungarian midget

[00:01:45] Or that's a midget with

[00:01:46] A wart on his nose

[00:01:55] Have you ever

[00:01:57] Taken the time to notice

[00:02:01] A midget with curly hair

[00:02:04] It isn't fair

[00:02:05] There are skinny midgets

[00:02:08] Fat midgets

[00:02:09] Gay midgets flat midgets

[00:02:11] There are midgets

[00:02:12] In deep despair

[00:02:18] Half a soul half a brain

[00:02:23] Half a heart

[00:02:24] And twice the pain

[00:02:27] Sure they're cute

[00:02:29] And they're a lot of fun

[00:02:32] But would you want your sister

[00:02:34] To marry one

[00:02:43] Midget small

[00:02:45] That's it and that's all

[00:02:47] Classification it is made

[00:02:53] Midget runt

[00:02:55] Well now I gotta be blunt

[00:02:57] I wish I was born

[00:02:59] I wish I was born a spade

[00:03:02] Sure I would still be a midget

[00:03:04] But I would have such

[00:03:05] Such beautiful coloration

[00:03:07] And among my fellow midgets

[00:03:09] I would be a sensation

[00:03:13] Talk about standing out

[00:03:15] In the pack

[00:03:20] I wish I was black

[00:03:24] Midgets d-warfs chimpanzees

[00:03:29] Ain't it all relative

[00:03:31] When you're on your knees

[00:03:34] So don't tell me

[00:03:35] Don't tell me

[00:03:36] About minorities

[00:03:40] I wish to christ

[00:03:42] I wish to christ

[00:03:47] I was black