《Manic Depressive Presents Lobby Number》歌词

[00:00:00] Lobby Number: Manic Depressive Presents - Danny Kaye/The Andrews Sisters (安德鲁斯姐妹)

[00:00:05] Manic Depressive Pictures presents (ROAR, roar)

[00:00:14] “Hello Fresno, Goodbye”

[00:00:20] Now you know the name of the picture

[00:00:31] And you’d like to see it — But no…

[00:00:37] Screenplay by Gluck from a stageplay by Mutsk

[00:00:40] From a story by Glip from a chapter by Rusk

[00:00:43] From a sentence by Dokes from a comma by Spokes

[00:00:45] From an idea by Grokes, based on Joe Miller’s jokes.

[00:00:53] Now you know the name of the picture and who wrote it.

[00:00:56] And you’d still like to see it — But no….

[00:01:01] Art direction Pickepup, interiors Minervipup

[00:01:02] Photography Alonzotech, recorded sound by Needlepeck

[00:01:04] Upholstery by Thackery, Hackery by Dackery

[00:01:05] Hickory by Dickory and Dickory for Doc.

[00:01:11] Now finally — finally at last comes the picture

[00:01:17] And what do we see?

[00:01:19] The same old beautiful chorus girls.

[00:01:23] The opening scene is a ranch in Fresno, California

[00:01:29] So what are they singing?

[00:01:31] When it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New Jersey

[00:01:34] We’ll make a peach of a pair. I know we canteloup

[00:01:39] So honeydew be mine — and dip:

[00:01:42] Up on the gulch rides a hunk of man

[00:01:44] He is our hero, Cowboy Dan

[00:01:46] A gallopin’, yodelin’ buckaroo

[00:01:48] His horse, of course, is a baritone too.

[00:01:51] I’ve got that oooollllldd wagon wheels inside of me (Yi-hi-hoo)

[00:02:05] I’ve got that ooooold cactus in the hide of me (yi-hi-hoo)

[00:02:12] I’ve got that (yi-hi-hoo)

[00:02:14] The girls are delighted to hear this (mew ew ew ew)

[00:02:20] But where is our heroine?

[00:02:22] As the bell rings for lunch, we find our heroine in the corral

[00:02:26] Eating her heart out.

[00:02:27] She is Mary Sue Ann, tap-dancing daughter or an American juggling act

[00:02:31] Who left her on the doorstep of an old English castle

[00:02:33] Where she was found by Sir Basil Metabolism, who said:

[00:02:35] By jove, the Gorin baby; I shall raise her as me-own daughter (which he did).

[00:02:40] But she wants to tap dance, and Cowboy Dan, who she met on this trip

[00:02:43] Wants to marry her so she can tap dance, but she knows

[00:02:45] Sir Basil will never permit this. Never, never, never!

[00:02:49] (mewewewewe)

[00:02:58] But through her tears she is singing a happy little song

[00:03:05] Because she is also a coluratura soprano

[00:03:11] (loo, loo, loo, looo, etc.)

[00:03:30] She is beside herself (her favorite position)

[00:03:35] Oh, Father, you must let me marry Cowboy Dan!

[00:03:38] He owns the biggest ranch in Texas, Bar None!

[00:03:42] Bar None? Why that’s the password for the FBI.

[00:03:46] It can’t be. No no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes, no no, yes yes

[00:03:51] It can’t be! But it was.

[00:03:55] He rushes to Mary Sue Ann: “Mary Sue Ann, can you help me out?

[00:03:58] Can you tap out a mssage in code? “

[00:04:00] This is her big chance, now she can tap dance, (which she does)

[00:04:03] But what has she done? She has betrayed her own father.

[00:04:06] But he isn’t her father. He’s Henrik…..the dangerous German spy.

[00:04:26] Stick up our hands you dirty rat,

[00:04:28] So ah-ah-ah-ah, the FBI has finally captured the German spy.

[00:04:32] Dan and Mary are about to blend, you think the picture’s about to end?

[00:04:36] But no….

[00:04:39] Whoever heard of a musical picture without Carmelita Pepita,

[00:04:42] The Bolivian bombshell.

[00:04:45] “I wish you would come with me to my little village in Bolivia.

[00:04:55] So peaceful there in the purple mountains and the lovely mist,

[00:05:02] And the shining stars. And the little people who live so simple and quiet.

[00:05:12] And every night, all they want to do is…”

[00:05:16] Grab your partner swing away, it’s cherry blossom time in Orange, New J.

[00:05:20] Grab her by the feet and swing her by the hair and you will make

[00:05:24] A peach of a pair… Oh grant?

[00:05:26] So here we are back in Fresno, California. And this is where you came in.

[00:05:31] But do not fret my friend. This is a picture that ends in the middle for the

[00:05:37] Benefit of the people who came in – in the middle.

[00:05:42] This — this is The End.