《It’s Not Cricket》歌词

[00:00:00] It's Not Cricket - Squeeze

[00:00:05] She used to do a topless down at the Surrey Docks

[00:00:09] With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job

[00:00:12] Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob

[00:00:18] She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball

[00:00:21] They say their club's the greatest she has and kissed them all

[00:00:25] At the Arndale Center she's up against the wall

[00:00:30] I can't name names cause that's not cricket

[00:00:33] I can't name names that would put me in it

[00:00:37] But that's another story in the finish

[00:00:44] I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love

[00:00:47] He had so many women but only classy stuff

[00:00:51] I saw him at the clinic a pink card up his cuff

[00:00:57] One holiday in Bognor a stag night hit the town

[00:01:00] The groom is in the car park with his trousers down

[00:01:04] But that's another story that won't be going round

[00:01:09] I can't name names cause that's not cricket

[00:01:12] I can't name names that would put me in it

[00:01:17] But that's another story in the finish

[00:01:48] The Deptford had a beano to Southend for the night

[00:01:52] With 40 crates of lager to see the Southend lights

[00:01:55] The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds

[00:02:01] Girl This gave me the minces so I asked her for a dance

[00:02:05] And in the death I kissed her and so I took a chance

[00:02:08] And when I went to touch her she tried to break my arm

[00:02:13] I can't name names cause that's not cricket

[00:02:17] I can't name names that would put me in it

[00:02:21] But that's another story in the finish