《I Can’t Watch This》歌词

[00:00:01] I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic
[00:00:04] I can't watch this I can't watch this
[00:00:11] I can't watch this I can't watch this
[00:00:17] My my my my TV makes me so bored
[00:00:21] Makes me say oh my Lord
[00:00:22] What is this garbage here
[00:00:24] Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
[00:00:26] It sucks and that's no lie
[00:00:28] It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
[00:00:30] Lowers my IQ one notch
[00:00:32] And that's the reason why uh I can't watch
[00:00:33] I told you homeboy I can't watch this
[00:00:38] Yeah nothin' but trash and you know I can't watch this
[00:00:42] Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this
[00:00:46] Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this
[00:00:48] Talkin' 'bout sick shows
[00:00:49] There's America's Funniest Home Videos
[00:00:50] I can't believe my eyes
[00:00:53] When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
[00:00:56] Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof
[00:00:59] Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake
[00:01:02] I hear they got it on the seventeenth take
[00:01:04] That's funny as a kick in the crotch
[00:01:05] And that kind of show uh I can't watch
[00:01:07] Yo I told you I can't watch this
[00:01:11] Change the channel now man I can't watch this
[00:01:14] Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker I can't watch this
[00:01:17] Cosby Show and Rosanne
[00:01:18] Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
[00:01:21] Judge Wopner oh my
[00:01:23] You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy
[00:01:25] Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing
[00:01:29] Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks
[00:01:31] Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks
[00:01:33] Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
[00:01:35] That's word because you know I can't watch this
[00:01:38] I can't watch this break it down
[00:01:46] Here's how to order money back guarantee
[00:01:48] Removes tough stains fast it tastes more like fresh peanuts
[00:02:07] They keep going and going don't hate me because I'm beautiful
[00:02:10] Could be dandruff our prices are insane
[00:02:11] Stop Prime Time
[00:02:12] I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
[00:02:13] If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
[00:02:18] Or that guy with the real flat hair
[00:02:21] That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air
[00:02:24] Those weird talk shows
[00:02:25] About transsexual Nazi Eskimos
[00:02:26] They're rude crude and vile
[00:02:27] Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
[00:02:29] Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this
[00:02:31] Look man I can't watch this
[00:02:33] I can't take this torture no more I can't
[00:02:36] I can't watch this pay the bills station break break it down
[00:02:40] Operators are standing cubic zirconium necklace
[00:02:41] You're soaking in it and our fabulous swimsuit issue
[00:02:44] When you've got a headache this big read the book
[00:02:46] This is your brain on drugs I've fallen and I can't get up
[00:02:48] Stop Cable Time
[00:02:49] HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV
[00:02:50] I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
[00:02:52] Now why did I ever pay for this junk
[00:02:54] I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
[00:02:58] Just brainless blood and guts
[00:02:59] And mindless T&A
[00:03:01] It's awful it's putrid it's crummy
[00:03:03] It's stupid gonna throw my set away
[00:03:05] I can't watch this I can't watch this
[00:03:08] I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this
[00:03:17] I told you can't watch this too hip can't watch this
[00:03:23] Get me outta here can't watch this
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