《L-O-V-E》歌词

[00:00:00] L-O-V-E - Dane Cook

[00:00:00] Let's talk a little bit about L O V E

[00:00:03] Sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a

[00:00:05] Relationship and things can go great and if it goes great

[00:00:10] Then you have a great relationship

[00:00:12] Sometimes it doesn't go so great and I like to call that a

[00:00:15] Relationshit

[00:00:23] When you're not in love you don't have love

[00:00:25] Everybody you know falls in love

[00:00:29] On like the same day

[00:00:30] Even Karen the douchebag falls in love

[00:00:35] Even retarded people in your neighborhood are getting

[00:00:37] Married on their front lawn

[00:00:39] As you drive by

[00:00:40] What the tards just got married on their lawn

[00:00:44] That's great I have nobody and the tards just committed to each

[00:00:46] Other for a lifetime of tardiness

[00:00:50] Or is that they're late for everything I don't know could be

[00:00:54] I came up with the perfect analogy right here

[00:00:56] This is what it feels like when you don't have love

[00:00:58] It's like there's a party going on and everyone was invited

[00:01:02] Except for you and you just happen to be walking by that house

[00:01:06] In the rain

[00:01:14] Ohh I wasn't invited to this party

[00:01:20] That's what that feels like but then again once you're in love

[00:01:22] You know what that's like

[00:01:23] That's like being inside the party going

[00:01:25] Where's my jacket I wanna get out of here where's my jacket

[00:01:29] I've been at this party for six years and I wanna see other parties

[00:01:32] Where's my jacket someone sh*t on the coats

[00:01:40] I think someone sh*t on about or around the coats

[00:01:55] What