《Everything That Glitters(Ain’t Always Gold)》歌词

[00:00:12] Go Jazzy go Jazzy go

[00:00:32] I want to be remembered for

[00:00:34] The songs that I sing

[00:00:35] Not only for the humor

[00:00:36] But for the knowledge I bring

[00:00:37] To broaden the horizons of

[00:00:39] Others is why I rap this

[00:00:40] Enlightening minds

[00:00:41] With my lyrical tactics

[00:00:42] In life everything ain't

[00:00:43] Always what it seems

[00:00:45] But people are enchanted

[00:00:46] By things that gleam

[00:00:47] You know bright fancy cars

[00:00:48] Big yachts and mansions

[00:00:49] On the beaches of Aruba

[00:00:51] With a girlie romancin

[00:00:52] Now I'm about to tell

[00:00:53] You a very artistic fable

[00:00:55] More fun than when you first got cable

[00:00:57] The moral to be learned from

[00:00:58] This story to be told

[00:00:59] Is that everything that

[00:01:00] Glitters ain't always gold

[00:01:11] On July 11th I was sittin at home

[00:01:14] Talkin to my girlfriend

[00:01:15] Geena on the telephone

[00:01:17] Flippin through the newspaper

[00:01:18] Checkin the news

[00:01:19] When I saw an advertisement

[00:01:20] For a Carribean cruise

[00:01:22] It said 'Sunny skies and

[00:01:23] Romantic nights

[00:01:24] On an incredible ship' and I got hype

[00:01:27] It said it's like the Love Boat

[00:01:28] Baskin in the sun

[00:01:29] Promisin fun for you and for everyone

[00:01:32] I said That's d**e Baby

[00:01:33] You're down

[00:01:34] She said Yeah we could

[00:01:35] Leave right now

[00:01:36] The very next day I put the

[00:01:38] Check in the mail

[00:01:39] And one week later we were ready to sail

[00:01:41] The brochure said that the

[00:01:43] Boat was large

[00:01:44] But it was nothin but a

[00:01:44] Broken down barnacle barge

[00:01:46] And if it wasn't for my girlfriend

[00:01:48] I wouldn'ta went

[00:01:48] Because the captain was a

[00:01:49] Cross eyed hunchback with a limp

[00:01:51] The cruise was paid for and the

[00:01:53] Food was free

[00:01:53] So I said what the hell and set out to sea

[00:01:56] It didn't take long to notice

[00:01:58] Something was wrong

[00:01:59] The ship was a mess and we were

[00:02:00] The only ones on it

[00:02:01] I didn't wanna panic so I chilled

[00:02:03] For a while

[00:02:03] Till the captain pulled up to

[00:02:04] What we thought was a deserted isle

[00:02:06] We looked on to the beach and

[00:02:07] Almost went bezerk

[00:02:08] We saw 300 natives with spears

[00:02:10] And grass skirts

[00:02:11] The said Hung a dung a digi dung da doa

[00:02:14] I said Hey baby I guess that

[00:02:15] Means get off the boat

[00:02:16] Their chief said they needed

[00:02:17] A human sacrifice

[00:02:18] I said Well just take my girl he he syke

[00:02:21] I was jokin but things got serious

[00:02:23] Their leader came out and he

[00:02:25] Was curious

[00:02:26] He got in my face and his

[00:02:27] Breath was the worst

[00:02:29] I said Hey baby you got

[00:02:29] Some mints in your purse

[00:02:31] His breath was stinkin with

[00:02:32] Filthy brown teeth

[00:02:33] And two big crusty ashy hairy feet

[00:02:36] The worst thing he had no

[00:02:37] Toenail on his toes

[00:02:38] And a big Teradactyl bird bone in his nose

[00:02:41] I tried to reason with him

[00:02:42] He wasn't with it

[00:02:43] He said Tenga shanko

[00:02:44] That meant 'forget it'

[00:02:46] He said Gunga shang tang da bong da boo

[00:02:48] That meant 'tonight we're having

[00:02:49] Fresh Prince stew'

[00:02:51] Then I saw it no it's not

[00:02:53] The big Indiana Jones people cooking pot

[00:02:56] I wanted to fight em

[00:02:56] But there was no way to beat em

[00:02:58] I thought to myself 'Where's

[00:02:59] Tarzan when you need him '

[00:03:00] Just as they were contemplatin cookin us up

[00:03:02] We had a major struck of luck

[00:03:04] A Navy ship pulled up

[00:03:05] The troops came off and they got us out of the pot

[00:03:07] And I said to the chief

[00:03:08] Yo I get witcha hops

[00:03:11] The guy that rescued us said

[00:03:12] I hate to tell you

[00:03:13] The captain of your ship

[00:03:14] He had just escaped from Belview

[00:03:15] We've been following him

[00:03:16] And finally we got him

[00:03:17] We're sorry there's no way

[00:03:18] That you can possibly get a refund

[00:03:20] A thousand dollars and a

[00:03:21] Weekend island drained

[00:03:22] But a lesson well learned

[00:03:23] So let me explain

[00:03:25] There's a very important

[00:03:26] Message that needs to be told

[00:03:27] It's that everything that

[00:03:28] Glitters ain't always gold