《Then She Bit Me》歌词

[00:00:37] I was in a club, one Friday.
[00:00:40] A lovely Lady comes walking my way.
[00:00:42] She walked up and she said hello.
[00:00:44] I said hi, my names Joe.
[00:00:47] I was lyin', so was she.
[00:00:48] She said her name was Donna,
[00:00:50] But her shirt said Marie.
[00:00:51] Once you get to know me,
[00:00:52] you'll never forget me.
[00:00:53] I said why, then she bit me.
[00:00:56] Ouch!
[00:00:57] That didn't hurt.
[00:00:58] Kinda nicked me,
[00:00:59] but she ripped my shirt.
[00:01:01] At that point I fell asleep.
[00:01:03] Woke up at her house,
[00:01:04] In the back of a jeep.
[00:01:05] A Blazer, '89
[00:01:07] Tinted windows,
[00:01:08] I wish it was mine.
[00:01:10] Oh, it is,
[00:01:11] But where are my keys?
[00:01:13] There they are...in the ignition.
[00:01:15] I'm at her house.
[00:01:16] It's a Tepee.
[00:01:17] No, a skyscrapper.
[00:01:18] No, an igloo.
[00:01:20] No, it's a shack.
[00:01:22] Forget it, I'll go around back.
[00:01:24] It's a castle, with a moat
[00:01:26] How I get Across...Boat.
[00:01:28] (Twilight Zone noise)
[00:01:31] Shooo...I hate that sound.
[00:01:33] I went inside,
[00:01:34] Looked right, looked left.
[00:01:35] There she is.
[00:01:37] Oh, no Thats Jeff.
[00:01:37] He's invisible.
[00:01:39] I went downstairs.
[00:01:40] It's a loft.
[00:01:41] No, it's a dungeon!
[00:01:43] There she is, doing areobics.
[00:01:45] No, yoga.
[00:01:46] No, karate.
[00:01:47] *You killed my teacher!!!*
[00:01:50] But what a body!
[00:01:55] No, she wasn't there.
[00:01:57] I'm tellin you I saw her.
[00:01:59] No, really I saw her.
[00:02:01] She was playing checkers.
[00:02:02] No, Nintendo.
[00:02:04] Ok, I'm lying.
[00:02:06] There she is,
[00:02:07] Watching T.V.
[00:02:08] All My Children.
[00:02:09] No, thats Cosby.
[00:02:10] No, Speed Racer.
[00:02:11] No, thats Shaft.
[00:02:12] No, thats Kimble.
[00:02:13] My fault...the T.V.'s off.
[00:02:15] There she is, what a doll.
[00:02:18] No, that's Chucky from Child's play!
[00:02:20] I kissed her,
[00:02:20] And she told me this is home...
[00:02:23] I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....
[00:02:26] Where anything can happen.
[00:02:33] I'm rough like sandpaper,
[00:02:35] Hard like algebra.
[00:02:36] You should be glad that I was nice,
[00:02:37] And I allowed ya to
[00:02:38] Step on stage.
[00:02:39] To kick your ryhmes off.
[00:02:40] I tried to be nice,
[00:02:41] But you mistook that for softness.
[00:02:43] Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!
[00:02:45] What I say goes fom now on,
[00:02:46] This is my dominion!
[00:02:47] Are there any rappers to step on stage
[00:02:49] Cause if you do You'll feel the force of my rage,
[00:02:51] I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!
[00:02:52] Syche just hit me.
[00:02:54] Jeff wanted to do that,
[00:02:56] But I didn't.
[00:02:57] I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
[00:03:00] I guess I wasn't wrong.
[00:03:11] Jack and Jill went up a hill,
[00:03:13] To fetch a pail of water.
[00:03:15] Jack fell down,
[00:03:16] And broke his crown....
[00:03:18] Hickory, dickory, dock.
[00:03:21] Got to use the bathroom now,
[00:03:24] Sike, I was drafted.
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