《Who Stole My Car?》歌词

[00:04:57] Yo jeff whats up holmes

[00:04:57] Yo Whats up prince

[00:04:57] Yo whats up man

[00:04:57] Ay wheres my car at

[00:04:57] Wheres your car why you asking me

[00:04:57] No I parked my car right here your standing here wheres my car

[00:04:57] I been ere for an hour and a half I ain't seen it

[00:04:57] Come on man stop playing jeff wheres my car at

[00:04:57] No I'm serious man it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car

[00:04:57] Jeff wheres my car I parked my car right here man

[00:04:57] I don't know!

[00:04:57] Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill

[00:04:57] But this isn't funny this is straight up ill

[00:04:57] Now there's a limit to humour and this is gone too far

[00:04:57] I ain't laughing no more y'all now who stole my car

[00:04:57] I don't know man

[00:04:57] I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen before

[00:04:57] But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door

[00:04:57] And you don't need a map or any kind of chart

[00:04:57] That your standing in the spot where your car used to be parked

[00:04:57] Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep looking

[00:04:57] Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it

[00:04:57] So your scratching your head and trying to get things clear and theres always some idiot who says

[00:04:57] You sure you parked here

[00:04:57] To call the police would be the move that's smart

[00:04:57] But instead you keep looking where you know you didn't park

[00:04:57] Searching for reasons like maybe tickets you owed

[00:04:57] Something to justify that maybe it got towed

[00:04:57] But not stolen naa never forget it

[00:04:57] But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it

[00:04:57] If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year

[00:04:57] Cause you looking somewhere else when you know you parked it here

[00:04:57] So to never never land you find yourself strolling

[00:04:57] And when you finally except that its stolen

[00:04:57] You call the police and they come and say

[00:04:57] That's the 437th car stolen today

[00:04:57] As if that's something that he really needed to mention

[00:04:57] Then they start asking you real dumb questions like

[00:04:57] When's the last time that you saw it

[00:04:57] You idiot right before they stole it

[00:04:57] Now your mad this cop is talking to you

[00:04:57] And somebody's in your car heading to kalamazoo

[00:04:57] Officer fool or whoever you are can you please get off your butt and find who stole my car

[00:04:57] I remember my first car never forget it

[00:04:57] A candy red apple irub windows be tinted

[00:04:57] Talk about fast like a rocket to drive

[00:04:57] When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5

[00:04:57] And matching red rims but that wasn't enough

[00:04:57] It had a ca phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch

[00:04:57] An alpine stereo that straight up rocked

[00:04:57] With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks

[00:04:57] The first day I got it I was fronting real hard

[00:04:57] I could hear people saying damn look at that car

[00:04:57] I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out

[00:04:57] So I went to the spot where they usually hangin out

[00:04:57] Just my luck nobody standing outside

[00:04:57] I really didn't feel like parking my ride

[00:04:57] So I honked my horn but nobody was coming

[00:04:57] I said what the heck I ran inside and left it running

[00:04:57] I was inside for 20 seconds that's all

[00:04:57] I found my friends and said you gotta check this out y'all

[00:04:57] But when we came back out the car wasn't there

[00:04:57] Man you ain't buy nothing I did I swear

[00:04:57] My friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe me

[00:04:57] Now I'm standing outside at the spot my car used to be

[00:04:57] It was hard to figure out what to do all alone

[00:04:57] But then I got it call the car phone

[00:04:57] Fresh princes car

[00:04:57] Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your

[00:04:57] Hold up wait a minute pal

[00:04:57] Seems like you kinda forgot the keys

[00:04:57] I thought man he's right well bring it back please

[00:04:57] Hello listen thief don't hang up

[00:04:57] Then luckily jeff pulled up

[00:04:57] I told him what had happened someone's stolen my car

[00:04:57] I said come on jeff lets get him he cant be far

[00:04:57] We rode around for about 20 minutes

[00:04:57] When we were just about to say forget it

[00:04:57] When I spotted him

[00:04:57] I said jeff go get it

[00:04:57] We pulled up behind him and man he jetted

[00:04:57] He was driving all wild and fast like he was getting points for the stuff that he crashed

[00:04:57] I called him on the car phone again and I said

[00:04:57] Of course you realise when I catch you your dead

[00:04:57] All through philly was a high speed chasin

[00:04:57] Dude was playing around like he thought we was racing

[00:04:57] A hundred miles an our and he lost control

[00:04:57] And slammed my car into a telephone pole

[00:04:57] I ran to the car I said man you okay

[00:04:57] He said yeah so I punched him in the face

[00:04:57] The cops came up as if it was my fault

[00:04:57] They say me punch dude and charged me with assault

[00:04:57] If his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed it

[00:04:57] He told the cops that I said he could have it

[00:04:57] I calmed down and they got things straight

[00:04:57] I saw half my car in seventh street the other half in eighth

[00:04:57] I wanna just jump in the ocean

[00:04:57] My car looked like it was a leggo explosion

[00:04:57] Why does life have to be so hard

[00:04:57] Don't laugh next time it could be your car