《Jan Egeland》歌词

[00:00:00] Jan Egeland (扬·埃格兰) - Ylvis

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[00:00:17] Gray hair glasses suitcase

[00:00:24] 灰色头发 戴着眼镜 拿着手提包

[00:00:24] Humble clever

[00:00:29] 谦逊 聪明

[00:00:29] Constantly working for peace

[00:00:31] 每分每秒为和平做着努力

[00:00:31] Uganda Congo

[00:00:36] 乌干达 刚果

[00:00:36] And the Oslo treaty plan

[00:00:41] 还有奥斯陆公约

[00:00:41] Oh my God what a plan

[00:00:45] 我的上帝 多妙的公约

[00:00:45] Not as famous as Gahr Støre

[00:00:48] 没有加尔·斯特勒那么著名

[00:00:48] Not a daddy's boy like Jens

[00:00:52] 也不像延斯那样是个乖宝贝

[00:00:52] But when handgrenades are flying

[00:00:55] 但当手榴弹划过天际

[00:00:55] There's just one man you can trust

[00:00:59] 只有一人能够信任

[00:00:59] When there's war and all is hell

[00:01:02] 无论何处充满战争和痛苦

[00:01:02] Send in Jan Egeland

[00:01:06] 派杨·艾格兰去

[00:01:06] The United Nations superhero man

[00:01:13] 联合国的超级英雄

[00:01:13] Mad dictator with a gun

[00:01:17] 举着枪的狂热独裁者

[00:01:17] Send in Jan Egeland

[00:01:20] 派杨·艾格兰去

[00:01:20] Oh how I wish I was Jan Egeland

[00:01:29] 我多么希望 我就是杨·艾格兰

[00:01:29] Blue eyes firm hands nice legs

[00:01:36] 蓝色眼睛 刚劲手指 修长的腿

[00:01:36] Clean shaved body

[00:01:41] 有着干干净净的皮囊

[00:01:41] Drinking his proteinshakes

[00:01:44] 喝着蛋白质饮料

[00:01:44] Spray-tan skin cream

[00:01:48] 把皮肤喷成小麦色 抹上美肤霜

[00:01:48] And buttocks like he was eighteen

[00:01:53] 翘臀犹如十八岁的少年

[00:01:53] He's a peacekeeping machine

[00:01:57] 他就是台维护和平的机器

[00:01:57] And he stares into the mirror

[00:02:01] 当他凝视镜中的自己

[00:02:01] Flexing muscles in the night

[00:02:04] 在深夜锻炼肌肉

[00:02:04] And says "Boy I think you're ready

[00:02:07] 他说 孩子 我想你准备好了

[00:02:07] To protect some human rights"

[00:02:11] 去保护人权

[00:02:11] When there's war and all is hell

[00:02:14] 无论何处充满战争和痛苦

[00:02:14] Bring in Jan Egeland

[00:02:18] 带杨·艾格兰来

[00:02:18] The United Nations Superhero man

[00:02:25] 联合国的超级英雄

[00:02:25] He plays golf with Kofi Annan

[00:02:29] 他和科菲·安南一起打高尔夫

[00:02:29] And looks at maps with George Cloon

[00:02:33] 和乔治·克鲁尼一起看地图

[00:02:33] Oh how I wish I was Jan Egeland

[00:03:09] 我多么希望 我就是杨·艾格兰

[00:03:09] When he's sad he goes to funerals

[00:03:13] 他说他去参加葬礼

[00:03:13] In unusually heavy rain

[00:03:16] 下起了很大的雨

[00:03:16] Large amounts of water in his face

[00:03:20] 脸上挂满水珠

[00:03:20] But it cannot hide his pain

[00:03:23] 但仍然掩盖不了他的悲痛

[00:03:23] He breaks down just like a homo

[00:03:27] 他像远古人类一样倒下

[00:03:27] And starts crying just like a girl

[00:03:31] 像姑娘一样哭了起来

[00:03:31] But I guess you can cry and still be a man

[00:03:34] 但我想如果你每天都在拯救世界

[00:03:34] If your dayjob is saving the world

[00:03:39] 这样哭泣又何妨

[00:03:39] When there's war and all is hell

[00:03:43] 无论何处充满战争和痛苦

[00:03:43] Send in Jan Egeland

[00:03:46] 派杨·艾格兰去

[00:03:46] He's a macho musclepumping crying God

[00:03:54] 他是个男子气十足 充满肌肉的哭泣的神

[00:03:54] If there's one man you should trust

[00:03:57] 要说你能够信任的人

[00:03:57] It is the Janny-boy

[00:04:01] 那唯有他

[00:04:01] Oh how I wish I was Jan Egeland

[00:04:06] 我多么希望我就是杨·艾格兰

[00:04:06] 我