《Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century》歌词

[00:00:00] Brandon Johnson Welcomes You To The Battle Of The Century - T.J. Miller

[00:00:01] What's up, it's your boy Brandon Johnson

[00:00:04] If you're doing anything right now, I would stop

[00:00:07] Go ahead and get yourself something you can sit in

[00:00:10] Some headphones, somebody you love

[00:00:14] Get yourself a splitter, 'cause you probably

[00:00:16] Don't have two different jacks

[00:00:17] I haven't seen anything yet that has two jacks in it

[00:00:20] So that two people can listen at the same time

[00:00:21] So you want to go to your local Radioshack

[00:00:24] Go back to the section marked '1983'

[00:00:27] And pick up a splitter

[00:00:28] You and your girl can sit,

[00:00:30] Side by side on the couch as you listen to

[00:00:33] The Extended Play EP!

[00:00:36] T.J. Miller, so many beautiful guests

[00:00:38] Insert that splitter in, and get 'er in

[00:00:41] If you're playing Twister right now,

[00:00:44] Do not listen to this album

[00:00:45] And play Twister at the same time

[00:00:48] 'Matter of fact, don't play Twister anymore,

[00:00:50] It's never been a good game

[00:00:52] If you are currently enjoying

[00:00:53] Something with gravy on it

[00:00:55] And you're in a G4, or a G5,

[00:00:57] Or whatever new plane they're flying

[00:01:00] Well then you keep doing what you're doing

[00:01:02] And that's what we're about to do

[00:01:04] Get ready to bear witness to the most epic battle

[00:01:07] This ain't for nobody short, or with a bad heart.