《Bananaise》歌词

[00:00:00] Bananaise - T.J. Miller/Nick Vatterott

[00:00:16] Excuse me are you open

[00:00:18] No not until ten

[00:00:19] But it's 9 59

[00:00:20] Hello come on in

[00:00:22] Is this for here or to go

[00:00:23] Please I'd like to stay

[00:00:25] Then grab your hat crowbar and keys

[00:00:26] And follow me this way

[00:00:28] Non smoking or smoking

[00:00:29] Toking joking right here is fine

[00:00:31] Can I start you off with a box of grape soda wine

[00:00:34] Eggs poached roasted beaten broiled fried or well done

[00:00:37] There's a note about your past in every single one

[00:00:40] My face is a food fiend who hasn't fed for fifteen days

[00:00:43] I gotta get something to break my dietary malaise

[00:00:46] You see I've had world famous burgers and chili so many ways

[00:00:49] You got a special special to end all specials of all days

[00:00:52] Made from bananas not plantains

[00:00:55] Mixed in with milk and juice and eggs

[00:00:58] You can enjoy it in many ways

[00:01:01] It's Bearnaise

[00:01:16] Cheesy puns that are Gouda I'm Nepal

[00:01:18] I got more silly food bits than my man weird all

[00:01:22] Banana gun puns blow the mind of an ape

[00:01:25] You don't like puns about food I say that's just grape

[00:01:28] Top nozzles nachos with the beef I got with this gang

[00:01:31] We got past tense food like chicken Wang

[00:01:34] Got a Falwell awful waffle that's the real what's up

[00:01:37] Here the tea's made of plastic and you drink the cup

[00:01:40] The way you chug beer is how I sip

[00:01:43] I make love like I pay for lunch I put in half the tip

[00:01:46] Your barbecue is the pits mine is outer space

[00:01:49] Jamaica jerk my chicken when I master baste

[00:01:52] Life can be so hard these days

[00:01:55] With war and bugs long lines and aids

[00:01:58] Before you shoot yourself in the face

[00:02:01] Try Bearnaise

[00:02:15] Break it down now

[00:02:16] Collard green jelly bean castor fruit hobo squid

[00:02:19] Whipping pong balsamic reduced like you know it should

[00:02:22] 7 upside down grab a piece of sheet cake bake

[00:02:25] Flaked and rubbed on a sub open faced up in this hood

[00:02:28] Half carafe a calf clan of milk

[00:02:31] Hey honey grab that hamburger help us it gets my appetite

[00:02:34] Hot core breaded peas and ice cream of wheat thinly diced

[00:02:37] Clay pigeon pizza in deep dish pannier mini

[00:02:40] Nininini nininininini nininininini

[00:02:41] And now I've lost of back fat gotta get my fat back

[00:02:44] Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back

[00:02:45] Lost of backpack gotta get my backpack

[00:02:47] Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back

[00:02:49] Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back

[00:02:51] Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back

[00:02:52] Lost of back fat gotta get my fat back

[00:02:55] Ninininini gotta get my fat back

[00:03:02] When the world is wrought with storms and plague

[00:03:08] And the four horsemen are on roller blades

[00:03:15] Before you live your final days

[00:03:26] Try Bearnaise