《SKIT - The Unstoppable Aftermath with Dewey and Gileece》歌词

[00:00:00] Skit -Unstoppable Aftermath With Dewey And Gileece (Feat. Ethan Suplee)-T.J. Miller

[00:00:03] T.J.

[00:00:04] Waiter?Waiter!

[00:00:04] Miller Davis

[00:00:05] Ye-yes sir.

[00:00:05] T.J.

[00:00:06] Eh... What've you got there?

[00:00:06] Davis

[00:00:07] I uh-we have your dinner ready for you, sir.

[00:00:09] T.J.

[00:00:09] Oh, thank you. Lemme ask you a real quick question.

[00:00:13] Where's Brooklyn at?

[00:00:14] Davis

[00:00:14] I-I'm sorry, sir?

[00:00:15] T.J.

[00:00:16] I said.. Where's Brooklyn at?

[00:00:16] Davis

[00:00:17] I believe it's one of the five boroughs of New York City.

[00:00:18] T.J.

[00:00:19] Oh yeah?I wanna burrow my head into your chest, what is your name?

[00:00:21] Davis

[00:00:21] Uh, my name is Miller, sir.

[00:00:23] T.J.

[00:00:23] Eughh, that's my name too. That's everyone's name nowadays.

[00:00:26] I had a tough Wednesday, Miller.

[00:00:28] Davis

[00:00:28] I'm sorry to hear that, sir.

[00:00:30] T.J.

[00:00:30] I.. I broke up with my one true love.

[00:00:32] Davis

[00:00:33] Who was tha-

[00:00:34] T.J.

[00:00:34] Tennis!I love tennis. I love watching it

[00:00:37] I love playing it. I love saying the word Wimbledon.

[00:00:40] I don't wanna talk about.

[00:00:42] What's his name, the piano player over there?

[00:00:44] Davis

[00:00:44] That's uh-that's Frederick, sir.

[00:00:46] T.J.

[00:00:47] Ahhh, Frederick.

[00:00:48] Hey Frederick!Play one for the lonely hearted..

[00:00:51] <piano music changes>

[00:00:51] Maybe today, I'll find that special someone

[00:00:54] Maybe today I won't cry

[00:00:56] But every moment I'm away from her

[00:00:57] Is another moment that I slowly die

[00:00:58] Davis

[00:00:58] Sir, your food is getting very co-

[00:01:01] T.J.

[00:01:02] Just listen!Each of us can

[00:01:03] Find who they are, and if they're a man

[00:01:04] Miller, Frederick, I love you..

[00:01:06] Please give me my muscles and clams

[00:01:07] Davis

[00:01:08] Here you go, sir, it's the clam and muscle dish.

[00:01:12] T.J.

[00:01:13] I ordered muscles and clams!

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