《SKIT - Voicemail #1》歌词

[00:00:00] Skit -Voicemail 1 (Feat. Doug Benson)-T.J. Miller

[00:00:03] T.J.

[00:00:04] Waiter?Waiter!

[00:00:05] Miller Davis

[00:00:05] Ye-yes sir.

[00:00:06] T.J.

[00:00:06] Eh... What've you got there?

[00:00:07] Davis

[00:00:07] I uh-we have your dinner ready for you, sir.

[00:00:10] T.J.

[00:00:10] Oh, thank you. Lemme ask you a real quick question.

[00:00:12] Where's Brooklyn at?

[00:00:12] Davis

[00:00:13] I-I'm sorry, sir?

[00:00:14] T.J.

[00:00:14] I said.. Where's Brooklyn at?

[00:00:15] Davis

[00:00:15] I believe it's one of the five boroughs of New York City.

[00:00:17] T.J.

[00:00:18] Oh yeah?I wanna burrow my head into your chest, what is your name?

[00:00:19] Davis

[00:00:19] Uh, my name is Miller, sir.

[00:00:20] T.J.

[00:00:21] Eughh, that's my name too. That's everyone's name nowadays.

[00:00:23] I had a tough Wednesday, Miller.

[00:00:24] Davis

[00:00:24] I'm sorry to hear that, sir.

[00:00:25] T.J.

[00:00:26] I.. I broke up with my one true love.

[00:00:27] Davis

[00:00:28] Who was tha-

[00:00:28] T.J.

[00:00:29] Tennis!I love tennis. I love watching it

[00:00:30] I love playing it. I love saying the word Wimbledon.

[00:00:32] I don't wanna talk about.

[00:00:33] What's his name, the piano player over there?

[00:00:34] Davis

[00:00:35] That's uh-that's Frederick, sir.

[00:00:37] T.J.

[00:00:37] Ahhh, Frederick.

[00:00:38] Hey Frederick!Play one for the lonely hearted..

[00:00:39] <piano music changes>

[00:00:40] Maybe today, I'll find that special someone

[00:00:41] Maybe today I won't cry

[00:00:43] But every moment I'm away from her

[00:00:44] Is another moment that I slowly die

[00:00:44] Davis

[00:00:45] Sir, your food is getting very co-

[00:00:46] T.J.

[00:00:46] Just listen!Each of us can

[00:00:47] Find who they are, and if they're a man

[00:00:49] Miller, Frederick, I love you..

[00:00:50] Please give me my muscles and clams

[00:00:51] Davis

[00:00:53] Here you go, sir, it's the clam and muscle dish.

[00:00:55] T.J.

[00:00:55] I ordered muscles and clams!

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