《Handy》歌词

[00:00:00] Handy (便利) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:00:08] 腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权
[00:00:08] First things first I'm a craftsman
[00:00:11] 首先也是最重要的 我是名专业工匠
[00:00:11] Remodelling is my only passion
[00:00:13] 旧物改造是我唯一的爱好
[00:00:13] And I'm the greatest in the business
[00:00:14] 我可是这行业里的顶尖人才
[00:00:14] Want referrals yo
[00:00:16] 你想要证明?
[00:00:16] My clientele will bear you witness
[00:00:18] 我的客户就是最好的证明
[00:00:18] I can help when your door jamb sticks
[00:00:20] 即便你的门框黏住不能动 我也搞得定
[00:00:20] There is nothing in the world I can't fix
[00:00:23] 这世上就没有我修不了的东西
[00:00:23] I do tiles I do stone I do bricks
[00:00:25] 什么瓷砖啊 地板砖啊 墙砖啊 我都能修
[00:00:25] Call me I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks
[00:00:28] 只需一通电话 身怀各种绝技的我立马现身
[00:00:28] Where you go when your disposal is rusted
[00:00:30] 你的排污管都锈了 你还跑去哪儿
[00:00:30] Termite problem making you disgusted
[00:00:33] 家有白蚁出没 你不恶心吗
[00:00:33] When your front window is busted
[00:00:35] 当你前车窗破裂时
[00:00:35] Just one man that's always trusted
[00:00:37] 此刻 只有我才是可信的男人
[00:00:37] I'm so handy you already know
[00:00:42] 我随叫随到 你早就知道
[00:00:42] I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows
[00:00:47] 你马桶漏水时 我会立即维修你的管道
[00:00:47] I'm so handy I'll bring you up to code
[00:00:52] 随叫随到 当你洗碗机烫得快要爆炸时
[00:00:52] When your dishwasher's about to explode
[00:00:57] 我会让它立马恢复正常
[00:00:57] Now you see that your furnace is needing some service
[00:01:00] 你看到你的炉灶需要加固
[00:01:00] I'm fully bonded no need to be nervous
[00:01:02] 我会帮你完全固定好 无需担心
[00:01:02] Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica
[00:01:05] 或许你会想买个全新的福米卡灶台
[00:01:05] Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer
[00:01:07] 我可以帮你安装洗碟机 组装烘干机
[00:01:07] But all your pipes are antique
[00:01:08] 但你家所有的管道都太旧了
[00:01:08] Your water pressure's too weak
[00:01:09] 所以你家的水压不够
[00:01:09] You got an attic full of dry rot
[00:01:11] 你家阁楼都烂了
[00:01:11] Because your roof sprung a leak
[00:01:12] 因为你家的屋顶漏水
[00:01:12] Your fridge is starting to reek
[00:01:13] 你的冰箱开始冒烟
[00:01:13] Your hardwood floors really squeak
[00:01:14] 你的实木地板松动 咯吱咯吱响
[00:01:14] But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique
[00:01:17] 但请不用担心 请让我展现我惊人的技术
[00:01:17] Now let me glue that glue that and screw that screw that
[00:01:20] 让我粘紧 粘紧那螺丝
[00:01:20] Any random chore you got well I can do that do that
[00:01:22] 无论你有什么烦恼 我都能帮你解决
[00:01:22] Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun
[00:01:24] 或许我只是为了好玩才给你家重装电线
[00:01:24] I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one
[00:01:27] 我有很多的问题 但这小开关可难不倒我
[00:01:27] I'm so handy everyone said so
[00:01:32] 我随叫随到 大家都这么说
[00:01:32] I'll grout your bathroom resurface your patio
[00:01:37] 我会修补你的浴室 重铺你家庭院地板砖
[00:01:37] I'm so handy I'm the guy to know
[00:01:42] 我随叫随到 你吸尘器坏了的时候
[00:01:42] When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh
[00:01:47] 我就是那个知道怎么修的人
[00:01:47] Patch the drywall clean your gutters and mow the lawn
[00:01:52] 修补干板墙 清洗排污管 修剪草坪
[00:01:52] Make that phone call I'll install anything you want
[00:01:57] 只需一通电话 我能帮你安装任何东西
[00:01:57] Yeah check my big staple gun my socket wrenches are second to none
[00:02:02] 是啊 看看我的超大型号的钉枪 套筒扳手也是首屈一指的
[00:02:02] I won't quit 'til I'm done don't even care if I hammer my thumb
[00:02:13] 我才不会半途而废 即便被锤子砸了我的拇指我也不会在意
[00:02:13] Still rocking my screwdriver
[00:02:15] 仍会转动我的螺丝刀
[00:02:15] Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver
[00:02:18] 我要让整个世界都觉得我无所不能
[00:02:18] Your heating bills are shocking
[00:02:20] 你的暖气费高的惊人
[00:02:20] I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
[00:02:23] 只需一些胶带堵缝 就能帮你轻松搞定
[00:02:23] Your house is a disaster huh
[00:02:25] 你家就是场大悲剧
[00:02:25] Need a guy whose a master with the plaster huh
[00:02:28] 需要一个修理大神帮你搞定
[00:02:28] Let me be your stripper
[00:02:30] 让我来做你的脱料板
[00:02:30] Taking off lacquer no one does it quicker
[00:02:32] 脱漆 没人能比我更快脱好
[00:02:32] I'm so handy you already know
[00:02:37] 我随叫随到 你早就知道
[00:02:37] I'll beat all price quotes my hourly rates are low
[00:02:42] 我价格实惠 每小时的要价真心便宜
[00:02:42] I'm so handy you should call this pro
[00:02:47] 我随叫随到 你应该需要我这个专业人士
[00:02:47] I'm in the phone book and se habla Español
[00:02:52] 电话簿有我联系方式 请说西语谢谢
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