《Battle of the Century， Part I》歌词

[00:00:00] Battle Of The Century, Part I (Vs. Johnny Polygon) - T.J. Miller

[00:00:01] Tonight; you've seen him all over

[00:00:03] He's hurt feelings with his crying tears on dates

[00:00:07] It's T.J. Miller

[00:00:08] As a challenger, you might be running

[00:00:11] Aroudn in the finest silk suits

[00:00:13] But my man, Johnny "Blaze" Polygon;

[00:00:15] He walkin' around in cheap clothes

[00:00:17] Driving a 1974 Gremlin that can't pass law.

[00:00:21] He walkin' around eatin' fries

[00:00:24] Now Imma be your referee for this evening

[00:00:26] I'm Brandon Johnson, and from I can tell

[00:00:28] It's a be a blood battle in here

[00:00:32] (Battle, battle, battle, battle ...)

[00:00:34] Rap... for you...

[00:00:37] You giant eighth-grade bastard

[00:00:40] Is that an afro or an accident

[00:00:43] Is that a laugh or are you flatulent

[00:00:46] Someone had you by accident

[00:00:48] Lackluster, you look like a ghostbuster

[00:00:51] Try better, eyes so close together

[00:00:55] Why stop, this ain't hiphop

[00:00:57] You look like a cyclops

[00:00:59] I use these words very rarely

[00:01:01] But you're one of my favourite "M's"

[00:01:02] And one of my favourite "C's"

[00:01:04] Vision's 20/20, Polygon

[00:01:05] 'Cause you're multifaceted

[00:01:06] I'd like to go to one of your classes, that would

[00:01:09] Make me a better rapper

[00:01:10] I know that for sure

[00:01:11] If I was a disease, you'd be the cure

[00:01:15] You look like a giant midget

[00:01:17] Complimented me the whole time, you don't get it

[00:01:20] You got it backwards, you eat ass turds

[00:01:24] And you're getting on my last nerves

[00:01:25] I'd rather be friends with

[00:01:26] You than most of my real friends

[00:01:28] That's for real, 'til forever, it never ends

[00:01:30] I'd rather be friends with

[00:01:31] You than most of my real friends

[00:01:33] That's for real, 'til forever, and it never ends

[00:01:36] No, you don't understand, you keep complimenting me

[00:01:38] And we're supposed to be battling

[00:01:39] Yeah, but we're freestyling, man;

[00:01:41] You know what that means?

[00:01:42] That means that I just say whatever I'm thinking,

[00:01:44] And it's all battling against what you're thinking.

[00:01:46] So do you think the same thing over and over?

[00:01:48] Cause you said the same thing twice,

[00:01:49] About wanting to be friends

[00:01:51] With me over your real friends.

[00:01:52] Yeah, but that's the chorus, right?

[00:01:54] It's just awkward, there's no choruses in battles, man.

[00:01:56] I'm sorry, full disclosure, I.. I'm pretty high, and..

[00:02:00] Full disclosure, I hate people who say "full disclosure."

[00:02:03] Full disclosure, I'm uncomfortable sharing a blank.

[00:02:05] Are you high?

[00:02:06] I've never shared a- yeah, I'm always high.

[00:02:09] Great. I use it as a crutch.

[00:02:11] It was just a badge of shame,

[00:02:13] A scarlet letter

[00:02:16] That man are carzy uh