《Welcome to Youtube(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Welcome to YouTube - Bo Burnham
[00:00:14] Before youtube I walked through life
[00:00:18] And now I frolic
[00:00:25] Youtube's been like a father to me
[00:00:27] Except youtube's not an alcoholic
[00:00:36] Before youtube I was just a skinny white kid
[00:00:38] That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was
[00:00:45] And now well not much has changed but I have
[00:00:49] A shit load of money
[00:00:55] 'Cause youtube is a place for people to share their ideas
[00:00:59] If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls
[00:01:02] And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the jonas brothers
[00:01:05] I'm just kidding but let's be honest that's a hefty majority
[00:01:09] And if you don't believe me well then you must
[00:01:12] Be a noob
[00:01:14] So welcome to youtube
[00:01:16] And you don't know what your missing a just try
[00:01:18] Searching women kissing
[00:01:19] It's youtube it's just what this country's been needing
[00:01:21] A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
[00:01:24] Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot
[00:01:27] And chris crocker's not no he's hotter
[00:01:38] Most of the best youtubers are either asian or they're gay
[00:01:42] So there's an untapped youtube celebrity and his name is george takei
[00:01:46] And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain
[00:01:49] I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
[00:01:51] And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive
[00:01:55] Because barack obama won the election because of youtube
[00:02:01] Wait did I say youtube I meant the black vote
[00:02:06] And I think youtube and fred are so cool
[00:02:10] And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube
[00:02:15] So welcome to youtube
[00:02:20] Welcome to youtube
[00:02:23] Hey welcome to youtube
[00:02:25] I said a listen and linger
[00:02:27] Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
[00:02:29] It's youtube the impact is evident
[00:02:31] Miss teen south carolina just ran for vice president
[00:02:34] Upload a video you got nothing to lose
[00:02:37] Except all of your friends
[00:02:41] And the approval of your parents
[00:02:43] Ohh yeah
[00:02:47] Hi my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old
[00:02:49] And I got drunk at a party and I think
[00:02:50] Someone was videotaping it
[00:02:51] But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I
[00:02:53] Showed half of my boob
[00:02:54] Sorry Mary
[00:02:55] Welcome to youtube
[00:02:59] Say hello to youtube
[00:03:04] And say goodbye to your college scholarship
[00:03:10] And if your video doesn't appeal to me
[00:03:13] You gotta change the key word
[00:03:15] Welcome to youtube ohh
[00:03:19] I said welcome to youtube yeah
[00:03:25] And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop
[00:03:28] No until it's privatized
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