《Channel 5: The Musical(Studio)》歌词

[00:00:00] Channel 5: The Musical(Studio) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:23] Tonight at 10

[00:00:24] The world is ending again

[00:00:25] And we know why and when

[00:00:27] So you better watch

[00:00:29] We got a bit with some feminist chick

[00:00:31] And also a picture of a starlet's crotch

[00:00:34] Two people died a double homicide

[00:00:36] Their bodies found inside

[00:00:38] Of a wishing well

[00:00:40] And we tackle the flaws

[00:00:41] In these obesity laws

[00:00:42] In this segment that's sponsored

[00:00:44] By Taco Bell

[00:00:46] We've got violence danger sex and drugs

[00:00:49] And it's awesome cause all of it's real

[00:00:51] We do the illusion of news

[00:00:53] And while you think you're choosing the views

[00:00:55] That you feel

[00:00:56] All of this and more and live

[00:00:58] Only on the Channel 5 News

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[00:01:19] We've got Chip Walker live at the scene

[00:01:20] With breaking news Chip are you there

[00:01:22] Chip Walker here

[00:01:23] Am I coming in clear

[00:01:25] I'm standing near

[00:01:26] To the scene of the crime

[00:01:28] This Iraqi guy's shop

[00:01:29] Seemed a newsworthy spot

[00:01:30] So we've been gathering shots here for quite some time

[00:01:34] Today real fast

[00:01:35] The owner's daughter passed

[00:01:36] We grabbed a shot of her ass

[00:01:38] While the owner was near

[00:01:39] Then he struck my chest

[00:01:41] And now he's under arrest

[00:01:42] And now you people have one less

[00:01:44] Man to fear

[00:01:45] This family's angry crying sad and lost

[00:01:48] And it's awesome cause all of it's real

[00:01:51] I do the illusion of news

[00:01:52] And while you think you're

[00:01:53] Choosing the views that you feel

[00:01:56] More as this develops live

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[00:02:12] We go now to Max Stevens

[00:02:14] With the weather for the weekend

[00:02:15] What are we looking at here

[00:02:16] Umbrellas or picnic baskets

[00:02:18] Max

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[00:02:22] We're experiencing technical

[00:02:24] Difficulties please stand by

[00:02:42] Alright we got a signal Cut to Max

[00:02:44] Good evening hi

[00:02:46] It's your weather guy

[00:02:47] I advise you to buy

[00:02:48] Another lightning rod

[00:02:50] We didn't catch

[00:02:51] This impending disaster

[00:02:53] Maybe it's natural maybe it's God

[00:02:55] The sliding mud

[00:02:57] The incoming flood

[00:02:58] Will never wash the blood

[00:02:59] From my greedy old hands

[00:03:01] This job was fun I had a pretty good run

[00:03:04] But I've never been one to give in to demands

[00:03:07] People are angry crying sad and lost

[00:03:10] And it's awful cause all of it's real

[00:03:13] We do the illusion of news

[00:03:15] And while you think you're choosing the views that you feel

[00:03:17] All of this and more and live

[00:03:19] Only on the Channel 5

[00:03:20] Only on the Channel 5

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