《Patricia the Stripper (Live)》歌词

[00:00:01] Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"

[00:00:07] And beseeching me to come and keep the score

[00:00:18] And Maud saya "Oh Lord!I'm so terribly bored!"

[00:00:29] I really can't stand it anymore

[00:00:33] I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,

[00:00:40] To a little place I've found down by the quay;

[00:00:44] Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,

[00:00:48] And the reason isn't very hard to see

[00:00:52] She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,

[00:00:56] As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.

[00:01:00] They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,

[00:01:04] One can often see them queue right down the street

[00:01:08] You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer

[00:01:12] She also removes all her clothing

[00:01:20] For Patricia is the best stripper in town,

[00:01:28] And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,

[00:01:33] To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,

[00:01:37] And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,

[00:01:42] Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,

[00:01:45] And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,

[00:01:49] The police were banging on the door,

[00:01:53] On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four

[00:01:59] Take it away boys!

[00:03:17] But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,

[00:03:28] The manner in which she was exposed,

[00:03:32] And later on in court, well, everybody thought

[00:03:36] A summer run in jail would be proposed,

[00:03:40] But the judge said, "Patricia,

[00:03:42] Or may I say, Delicia,

[00:03:44] The facts of this case lie before me...

[00:03:59] Case dismissed, this girl was in her working clothes!!"