《We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You》歌词

[00:00:00] We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To You - Kinky Friedman

[00:00:05] While traveling through the lone star state

[00:00:08] I lost my lunch before I ate

[00:00:10] It happened in a pull ahead caf yahoo

[00:00:15] I felt my bones begin to crunch

[00:00:18] I saw my name on the businessman's lunch

[00:00:20] And the neck who owned the place stepped up to say

[00:00:26] Hey buddy are you blind

[00:00:31] Say partner can't you read the sign

[00:00:38] We reserve the right to refuse service to you

[00:00:43] Take your business back to walgreens

[00:00:45] Have you tried your local zoo

[00:00:49] You smell just like a communist

[00:00:51] You come on through just like a Jew

[00:00:54] We reserve the right to refuse service to you

[00:01:04] Well I walked on in to my house of god

[00:01:07] Congregation on the nod

[00:01:09] Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing

[00:01:14] Hear o Israel yes indeed

[00:01:17] My book was backwards couldn't read

[00:01:19] But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing

[00:01:24] Boruch atoh adonoi

[00:01:29] What the hell are you doing back there boy

[00:01:37] We reserve the right to refuse services to you

[00:01:41] Your friends are all on welfare

[00:01:44] You call yourself a Jew

[00:01:48] You need your ticket and your tie

[00:01:50] To zip your prayers on through

[00:01:52] We reserve the right to refuse services unto you

[00:02:02] Life from Laos and Cambodia

[00:02:05] No more tears tonight they showed ya

[00:02:07] The latest old war movies on TV

[00:02:12] You know its bound to escalate

[00:02:14] So go and turn on channel eight

[00:02:17] Watch channel seven border channel three

[00:02:22] Well I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeeps

[00:02:27] And speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps

[00:02:35] We reserve the right to refuse service to you

[00:02:39] Right face forward move

[00:02:42] And get the children too

[00:02:45] Let saigons be bygones

[00:02:47] Don't you blow this world in two

[00:02:50] We reserve the right to refuse service to you

[00:03:00] Well its just my luck that gods a Texan

[00:03:02] One big sonbitchin Anglo Saxon

[00:03:05] Some crazy tall Norwegian bore

[00:03:09] Just to help my body shipped air freight

[00:03:12] From Texas to the pearly gate

[00:03:14] Just ring the bell and leave me at the door

[00:03:19] I'll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low

[00:03:23] I'll hear them tape recorded angels in lifelike stereo

[00:03:31] Singing

[00:03:32] We reserve the right to refuse service to you

[00:03:36] Take your business back to walgreens

[00:03:39] Have you tried your local zoo

[00:03:42] Our quotas filled for this year

[00:03:45] On singing Texas Jews

[00:03:48] We reserve the right to refuse service to you