《Handy》歌词

[00:00:00] Handy (便利) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:08] 腾讯享有翻译作品的著作权

[00:00:08] First things first I'm a craftsman

[00:00:11] 首先也是最重要的 我是名专业工匠

[00:00:11] Remodelling is my only passion

[00:00:13] 旧物改造是我唯一的爱好

[00:00:13] And I'm the greatest in the business

[00:00:14] 我可是这行业里的顶尖人才

[00:00:14] Want referrals yo

[00:00:16] 你想要证明？

[00:00:16] My clientele will bear you witness

[00:00:18] 我的客户就是最好的证明

[00:00:18] I can help when your door jamb sticks

[00:00:20] 即便你的门框黏住不能动 我也搞得定

[00:00:20] There is nothing in the world I can't fix

[00:00:23] 这世上就没有我修不了的东西

[00:00:23] I do tiles I do stone I do bricks

[00:00:25] 什么瓷砖啊 地板砖啊 墙砖啊 我都能修

[00:00:25] Call me I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks

[00:00:28] 只需一通电话 身怀各种绝技的我立马现身

[00:00:28] Where you go when your disposal is rusted

[00:00:30] 你的排污管都锈了 你还跑去哪儿

[00:00:30] Termite problem making you disgusted

[00:00:33] 家有白蚁出没 你不恶心吗

[00:00:33] When your front window is busted

[00:00:35] 当你前车窗破裂时

[00:00:35] Just one man that's always trusted

[00:00:37] 此刻 只有我才是可信的男人

[00:00:37] I'm so handy you already know

[00:00:42] 我随叫随到 你早就知道

[00:00:42] I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows

[00:00:47] 你马桶漏水时 我会立即维修你的管道

[00:00:47] I'm so handy I'll bring you up to code

[00:00:52] 随叫随到 当你洗碗机烫得快要爆炸时

[00:00:52] When your dishwasher's about to explode

[00:00:57] 我会让它立马恢复正常

[00:00:57] Now you see that your furnace is needing some service

[00:01:00] 你看到你的炉灶需要加固

[00:01:00] I'm fully bonded no need to be nervous

[00:01:02] 我会帮你完全固定好 无需担心

[00:01:02] Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica

[00:01:05] 或许你会想买个全新的福米卡灶台

[00:01:05] Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer

[00:01:07] 我可以帮你安装洗碟机 组装烘干机

[00:01:07] But all your pipes are antique

[00:01:08] 但你家所有的管道都太旧了

[00:01:08] Your water pressure's too weak

[00:01:09] 所以你家的水压不够

[00:01:09] You got an attic full of dry rot

[00:01:11] 你家阁楼都烂了

[00:01:11] Because your roof sprung a leak

[00:01:12] 因为你家的屋顶漏水

[00:01:12] Your fridge is starting to reek

[00:01:13] 你的冰箱开始冒烟

[00:01:13] Your hardwood floors really squeak

[00:01:14] 你的实木地板松动 咯吱咯吱响

[00:01:14] But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique

[00:01:17] 但请不用担心 请让我展现我惊人的技术

[00:01:17] Now let me glue that glue that and screw that screw that

[00:01:20] 让我粘紧 粘紧那螺丝

[00:01:20] Any random chore you got well I can do that do that

[00:01:22] 无论你有什么烦恼 我都能帮你解决

[00:01:22] Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun

[00:01:24] 或许我只是为了好玩才给你家重装电线

[00:01:24] I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one

[00:01:27] 我有很多的问题 但这小开关可难不倒我

[00:01:27] I'm so handy everyone said so

[00:01:32] 我随叫随到 大家都这么说

[00:01:32] I'll grout your bathroom resurface your patio

[00:01:37] 我会修补你的浴室 重铺你家庭院地板砖

[00:01:37] I'm so handy I'm the guy to know

[00:01:42] 我随叫随到 你吸尘器坏了的时候

[00:01:42] When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh

[00:01:47] 我就是那个知道怎么修的人

[00:01:47] Patch the drywall clean your gutters and mow the lawn

[00:01:52] 修补干板墙 清洗排污管 修剪草坪

[00:01:52] Make that phone call I'll install anything you want

[00:01:57] 只需一通电话 我能帮你安装任何东西

[00:01:57] Yeah check my big staple gun my socket wrenches are second to none

[00:02:02] 是啊 看看我的超大型号的钉枪 套筒扳手也是首屈一指的

[00:02:02] I won't quit 'til I'm done don't even care if I hammer my thumb

[00:02:13] 我才不会半途而废 即便被锤子砸了我的拇指我也不会在意

[00:02:13] Still rocking my screwdriver

[00:02:15] 仍会转动我的螺丝刀

[00:02:15] Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver

[00:02:18] 我要让整个世界都觉得我无所不能

[00:02:18] Your heating bills are shocking

[00:02:20] 你的暖气费高的惊人

[00:02:20] I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking

[00:02:23] 只需一些胶带堵缝 就能帮你轻松搞定

[00:02:23] Your house is a disaster huh

[00:02:25] 你家就是场大悲剧

[00:02:25] Need a guy whose a master with the plaster huh

[00:02:28] 需要一个修理大神帮你搞定

[00:02:28] Let me be your stripper

[00:02:30] 让我来做你的脱料板

[00:02:30] Taking off lacquer no one does it quicker

[00:02:32] 脱漆 没人能比我更快脱好

[00:02:32] I'm so handy you already know

[00:02:37] 我随叫随到 你早就知道

[00:02:37] I'll beat all price quotes my hourly rates are low

[00:02:42] 我价格实惠 每小时的要价真心便宜

[00:02:42] I'm so handy you should call this pro

[00:02:47] 我随叫随到 你应该需要我这个专业人士

[00:02:47] I'm in the phone book and se habla Español

[00:02:52] 电话簿有我联系方式 请说西语谢谢