《You’re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (Single Version)》歌词

[00:00:11] Well you're the reason I'm ridin around on big-capped tires

[00:00:17] And you're the reason I'm hangin our clothes outside on wires

[00:00:22] And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

[00:00:28] Oh but looks ain't everything

[00:00:31] And money ain't everything

[00:00:33] But I love you just the same

[00:00:40] Well you're the reason I changed to beer from soda pop

[00:00:46] And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

[00:00:52] And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

[00:00:57] Oh but looks ain't everything

[00:01:00] And money ain't everything

[00:01:03] But I love you just the same

[00:01:10] I guess that we won't ever have, everything we need

[00:01:16] Cuz when we get ahead, it's got a double mouth to feed

[00:01:23] And that's the reason my good looks, and my figure is gone

[00:01:28] And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb

[00:01:34] And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

[00:01:40] Oh but looks ain't everything

[00:01:43] And money ain't everything

[00:01:45] But I love you just the same

[00:01:51] Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave,

[00:01:53] or put on clean pair of pants?

[00:01:55] But Loretta, look at yourself. I wish you'd take

[00:01:58] them curlers outta your hair and go put on a little

[00:02:01] make-up and get outta that housecoat before supper.

[00:02:05] Well let me tell you somethin' Conway. Considering everything that

[00:02:08] I went through today, I look like a movie star.

[00:02:11] Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.

[00:02:13] Thank you.

[00:02:15] Besides that, all of our kids took after your part of the family anyways.

[00:02:19] Oh they did, hunh? What about the ones that's bald?

[00:02:25] Well I guess you could say they took after me.