《Ringtone》歌词

[00:00:00] Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
[00:00:00] Once not very long ago I was respected
[00:00:05] I was popular (popular)
[00:00:07] But now I hang my head in shame
[00:00:15] My life is filled with such regret
[00:00:19] Of that mistake I can't forget
[00:00:23] And now I'll never be the same
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[00:00:41] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
[00:00:44] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking)
[00:00:50] My friends all stare at me
[00:00:52] Whenever I get a call
[00:00:58] Well everybody (everybody)
[00:01:01] Everybody (everybody)
[00:01:04] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
[00:01:11] When my phone goes off at work
[00:01:12] I look like the biggest jerk
[00:01:14] Total strangers want to slap me around
[00:01:17] When it's ringing on the terrace
[00:01:18] My neighbors get embarrassed
[00:01:19] They're beggin' me to move out of town
[00:01:23] Well it made my wife so sick
[00:01:25] She smashed my iPhone with a brick
[00:01:26] But I had it fixed and now it's just fine
[00:01:29] It's a pain I sure don't need it
[00:01:31] And I probably should delete it
[00:01:33] But for me that would be crossing the line
[00:01:35] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99
[00:01:39] Hey I paid good money for this Ringtone
[00:01:42] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone
[00:01:45] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all really what was I
[00:01:51] My friends all stare at me
[00:01:53] Whenever I get a call
[00:01:59] Well everybody (everybody)
[00:02:01] Everybody (everybody)
[00:02:05] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone
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[00:02:30] Ahhh
[00:02:36] Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)
[00:02:39] Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)
[00:02:42] Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)
[00:02:45] Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)
[00:02:48] All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)
[00:02:51] All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)
[00:02:54] Everyone on the land Everyone on the sea
[00:02:57] Every single person everywhere unanimously
[00:03:01] Everybody (everybody)
[00:03:03] Everybody (everybody)
[00:03:07] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my
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