《Kookies》歌词

[00:00:00] Kookies - MF Doom

[00:00:00] It's horrible

[00:00:01] One little evening alone home

[00:00:02] End up with carpal tunnel syndrome

[00:00:04] And here I am known for giving heavy back aches

[00:00:06] Grown and living off of little Debbie snack cakes

[00:00:09] Supposed to be checking e mails

[00:00:11] All I got is messages from a** naked females

[00:00:14] I don't know a jenny

[00:00:15] She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny

[00:00:18] And that's the last time I saw her

[00:00:19] But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah

[00:00:22] And Sodom they got 'em with they curls out

[00:00:24] And they got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts

[00:00:27] I wonder what I owe her

[00:00:28] For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa

[00:00:30] Night night okay honey sweet dreams

[00:00:32] Now it's time to get serious like peek freans

[00:00:35] A metal hand full wipe it on the quilt

[00:00:37] Wife wake up and I'm kill't over split milk

[00:00:39] Locked in looking at your picture

[00:00:41] Fully clothed winter and I right there with ya

[00:00:43] Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone

[00:00:45] A man could only wish you could do the same till he get home

[00:00:48] Fat chance at least he get snacks

[00:00:50] That will have to do till a brother get back

[00:00:52] Until then smack one eyed jack

[00:00:54] And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a trio pack

[00:00:57] That's three different flavors

[00:00:58] Chocolate vanilla and strawberry wafers

[00:01:01] Acting all hard bout to get beat up

[00:01:03] I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up

[00:01:06] Soon as he fell off the beat down

[00:01:07] All I hear is thirteenth cell put the sheet down

[00:01:09] Damn co what the hell do she know

[00:01:11] Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d low

[00:01:14] A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen

[00:01:16] Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again

[00:01:18] In the wee hours he's gotten farther

[00:01:20] Needing three showers being hot and bothered

[00:01:23] The whiz with her legs bent pregnant

[00:01:24] God bless the day she wondered where her egg went

[00:01:27] I need a l it's hard to drink without it

[00:01:29] And could use some cookies but trying not to think about it

[00:01:31] Watching bet on jazz for knowledge on file

[00:01:33] Every other commercial college hoes gone wild

[00:01:36] Soft batch I prefer the other bunch like we got for lunch

[00:01:39] Chocolate fudge butter crunch

[00:01:49] Don't mess with the Ritz bits

[00:01:51] Wheat thins saltines or triscuits

[00:01:54] Matzos or chez its

[00:01:55] Catch sugar fits every time that he sees

[00:01:58] Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk

[00:01:59] Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk

[00:02:02] Even the Oreo no matter what weather

[00:02:04] Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together

[00:02:07] In the game he's shameless

[00:02:08] Even uses a codename famous Amos

[00:02:10] It's cheaper than a short stay at the day's inn

[00:02:12] And good like twenty five cent oatmeal raisin

[00:02:15] Give a hand to who invented the camera

[00:02:17] Never mind the gingerbread man or the grandmas

[00:02:19] Shh make sure she don't wake from her dream chill

[00:02:21] Or get caught with a handful of cream fill