《One Beer》歌词

[00:00:00] One Beer (Explicit) - MF Doom

[00:00:00] Composed by：MF DOOM

[00:00:01] I get no kick from champagne

[00:00:06] Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

[00:00:10] So tell me why shouldn't it be true

[00:00:16] I get a kick out of brew

[00:00:21] There's only one beer left

[00:00:23] Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf

[00:00:25] Tempt me do a number on the label

[00:00:28] Eat up all they emcees and drink 'em under the table

[00:00:30] Like it's on me put it on my tab kid

[00:00:33] However you get there foot it cab it iron horse it

[00:00:36] You're leaving on your face forfeit

[00:00:38] I crush the mic hold it like the heat he might toss it

[00:00:41] Told him tell 'em they stole it he told her he lost it

[00:00:43] She told him get off it and a bunch of other more s***

[00:00:46] Getting money dt's be getting no new leads

[00:00:48] It's like he eating watermelon stay spitting new seeds

[00:00:51] It's the w**d give me some of what he drooping off

[00:00:54] Soon as he wake up choking like it was whooping cough

[00:00:57] They group been soft

[00:00:59] First hour at the open bar and they're trooping off

[00:01:01] He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road

[00:01:04] She asked him autograph her derriere it read

[00:01:06] To wide load this yard bird taste like fried toad turd

[00:01:09] Love villain

[00:01:10] Take pride in code words

[00:01:12] Crooked eye mold nerd geek with a cold heart

[00:01:14] Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart

[00:01:17] Study how to eat to die by the pizza guy

[00:01:20] No he's not too fly to skeet in a skeezer eye

[00:01:22] And squeeze her thigh maybe give her curves a feel

[00:01:25] The same way she feel it when he flow with nerves of steel

[00:01:28] They call the super when they need their back uh plumbing fixed

[00:01:30] How there's only one left the pack comes in six

[00:01:33] Whatever happened to two and three

[00:01:35] A herb tried to slide with four and five

[00:01:37] And got caught like what you doing g

[00:01:38] Don't make 'em have to get cutting like truancy

[00:01:40] Matter of fact not for nothing right now you and me

[00:01:43] Looser than a pair of adidas

[00:01:44] I hope you brought your spare tweeters

[00:01:46] Mcs sound like cheerleaders

[00:01:48] Rapping and dancing like red head kingpin

[00:01:50] Doom came to do the thing again no matter who be blingin'

[00:01:54] He do it for the smelly hubbies

[00:01:55] Seeds know what time it is like it's time for teletubbies

[00:01:58] Few can do it even fewer can sell it

[00:02:01] Take it from the dude who wear a mask like a 'tarded helmet

[00:02:04] He plots shows like robberies

[00:02:06] In and out one two three no bodies please

[00:02:08] Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt

[00:02:11] The mic is the shotty nobody move nobody get hurt

[00:02:14] Bring heat like the boy done gone to war

[00:02:16] He came in the door and everybody on the floor

[00:02:19] A whole string of jobs like we on tour

[00:02:21] Every night on the score coming to your corner store

[00:02:45] There it is done

[00:02:46] Now that the representative from south africa has been

[00:02:49] Mind programmed

[00:02:50] All of the world leaders on earth are under my control

[00:02:54] And when they meet tomorrow in special session

[00:02:56] I doom shall be voted master of the world

[00:03:02] My plan is foolproof but just in case

[00:03:10] And what about snow

[00:03:13] Now you keep your eyes open

[00:03:15] When I tell ya start snappin' oh yeah sure

[00:03:18] Uh ladies and gentlemen

[00:03:20] I am risking my life to tell you with with great concern

[00:03:25] That I must warn you I I

[00:03:29] You must listen

[00:03:32] Many among you have have had their minds taken over

[00:03:46] Doom gosh I wish I'd brought my autograph book

[00:03:51] Your attempts at humor bore me right lead-head

[00:03:55] You're weird

[00:03:57] Why is everyone staring at us

[00:04:00] Aw I should have realized we must look like freaks to them

[00:04:02] Relax masseur just do your thing

[00:04:05] Get a good grip on my

[00:04:08] What why I'll bend your read-out meter for ya you little

[00:04:11] Hey knock it off ben

[00:04:12] What's the matter oh ben

[00:04:15] You're nothing but a chicken-head

[00:04:17] You overgrown granite-head hold it