《Beef Rap》歌词

[00:04:39] Beef Rap - MF Doom

[00:04:39] Beef rap could lead to gettin’ teeth capped

[00:04:39] Or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap

[00:04:39] I suggest you change your diet

[00:04:39] It can lead to high blood pressure if you fry it

[00:04:39] Or even a stroke, heart attack, heart disease

[00:04:39] It ain't no startin’ back once arteries start to squeeze

[00:04:39] Take the easy way out, phony, until then they know

[00:04:39] They wouldn't be talkin’ that bologna in the bullpen

[00:04:39] So disgustin, pardon self as I discuss this

[00:04:39] They talk a wealth of sh*t and they ain't never seen the justice

[00:04:39] Bust this like a cold milk from out the toilet

[00:04:39] Two batteries some Brillo and some foil, he'll boil it

[00:04:39] He be better off on PC glued

[00:04:39] And it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood

[00:04:39] Every week it's mystery meat, seaweed stewed

[00:04:39] He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh

[00:04:39] A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous

[00:04:39] Drop dead joints hit the whips like bird sh*t

[00:04:39] They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit

[00:04:39] Her bra smell, his card say, aw, hell

[00:04:39] Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel

[00:04:39] Keep a cooker where the jar fell

[00:04:39] And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell

[00:04:39] Top bleeding, maybe fellow took the loaded rod gears

[00:04:39] Stop feeding babies colored, sugar coated lard squares

[00:04:39] The odd pairs swears and God fears

[00:04:39] Even when it's rotten, we've gotten through the hard years

[00:04:39] I wrote this note around New Year's

[00:04:39] Off a couple a shots and a few beers, but who cares

[00:04:39] Enough about me, it's about the beats

[00:04:39] Not about the streets and who food he about to eat

[00:04:39] A rhymin’ cannibal who's dressed to kill, it's cynical

[00:04:39] Whether is it animal, vegetable or mineral

[00:04:39] It's a miracle how he get so lyrical

[00:04:39] And proceed to move the crowd like a old negro spiritual

[00:04:39] For a mil' do a commercial for Mello Yello

[00:04:39] Tell 'em devil's hell, no, sell y'all own Jello

[00:04:39] We hollow krills, she swallow pills

[00:04:39] He follow flea collar, three dollar bills

[00:04:39] And squeal for halal veal, in y'all appeal

[00:04:39] Dig the real, it's how the big ballers deal

[00:04:39] Twirl a L after every meal

[00:04:39] Word up to all rappers, shut up with ya shuttin’ up

[00:04:39] And keep your shirt on, at least a button up

[00:04:39] Yuck, is they rhymers or strippin’ males?

[00:04:39] Outta work jerks since they shut down Chippendales

[00:04:39] They chippin’ nails, doom, chippin’ scales

[00:04:39] Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shippin’ sales

[00:04:39] This one goes out to all my peoples skippin’ bail

[00:04:39] Dippin’ jail, whippin’ tail and sippin’ ale

[00:04:39] Light the doobie ‘til it glow like a ruby

[00:04:39] After which they couldn't find the villain like Scooby

[00:04:39] He's in the lab on some old Buddha Monk sh*t

[00:04:39] Overproof drunk sh*t and who'da thunk it

[00:04:39] Punk, try and ask why ours be better

[00:04:39] It could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater

[00:04:39] Yes, you, who's screwed by the dude on the CD nude