《Generic Blues》歌词

[00:00:00] Generic Blues - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:08] Written by：Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:35] I woke up this morning

[00:00:39] Then I went back to bed

[00:00:45] Said I woke up this morning

[00:00:49] Then I went right back to bed

[00:00:56] Got a funny kind of feelin'

[00:00:59] Like I got broken glass in my underwear

[00:01:02] And a herd of wild pigs

[00:01:03] Is trying to chew off my head

[00:01:05] You know what I'm sayin'

[00:01:07] Well I ain't got not money

[00:01:11] I'm just walkin' down the road

[00:01:18] Said I ain't got no money honey

[00:01:22] So I'm just walking down

[00:01:24] This lonely old road

[00:01:29] Well I wish I could get me some money

[00:01:32] But I forgot my automated teller code

[00:01:41] I was born in a paper sack

[00:01:43] In the bottom of a sewer

[00:01:46] I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast

[00:01:49] My family was so poor

[00:01:52] My daddy was a waitress

[00:01:54] My mama sold bathroom tiles

[00:01:57] My brothers and sisters all hated me

[00:02:00] 'Cause I was an only child

[00:02:02] I got the blues so bad

[00:02:06] Woo

[00:02:08] Kinda wish I was dead

[00:02:14] Maybe I'll

[00:02:15] Blow my brains out mama

[00:02:18] Or maybe I'll yeah maybe

[00:02:20] I'll just go bowlin' instead

[00:02:25] I'm just a no good scum sucking

[00:02:27] Nose picking boot licking

[00:02:28] Sniveling groveling worthless hunk of slime

[00:02:36] Nothing but a low down beer

[00:02:38] Bellied bone headed

[00:02:39] Pigeon toed turkey necked weasle

[00:02:40] Faced worthless hunk of slime

[00:02:47] Guess I got pretty low self image

[00:02:50] Maybe it's a chemical imbalance

[00:02:52] Or something I

[00:02:53] I should probably go and see

[00:02:54] A doctor about it

[00:02:55] When I've got the time

[00:02:58] Make it talk

[00:03:05] Aw make it talk son make it talk

[00:03:26] Ok now make it shut up

[00:03:32] Plagues and famine and pestilence

[00:03:34] Always seem to get me down

[00:03:37] I always feel so miserable

[00:03:40] Whenever I'm around

[00:03:43] I wish somebody would come along

[00:03:46] Stick a pitchfork through my brain

[00:03:49] I'd flush myself right down the toilet

[00:03:51] But I'd just clog up the drain

[00:03:54] I got the blues so bad

[00:03:57] Woo

[00:03:59] Kinda wish I was dead

[00:04:05] Maybe I'll blow my brains out mama

[00:04:09] Or maybe I'll go bowling

[00:04:11] Or I just might go bowling

[00:04:14] Maybe I'll just rent some shoes

[00:04:15] And go bowling

[00:04:16] Maybe I'll join a league enter

[00:04:18] A tournament put on a stupid looking

[00:04:19] Shirt and go bowling

[00:04:22] Instead

[00:04:27] Yeah