《The Internet Is for Porn》歌词

[00:00:00] The Internet Is for Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo/Rick Lyon

[00:00:00] Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself

[00:00:05] And I'm going to teach something relevant

[00:00:07] Something modern the internet

[00:00:11] The internet is really really great

[00:00:15] For porn

[00:00:16] I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

[00:00:20] For porn

[00:00:21] What

[00:00:21] There's always some new site

[00:00:23] For porn

[00:00:24] I browse all day and night

[00:00:26] For porn

[00:00:26] It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

[00:00:30] For porn

[00:00:31] Trekkie

[00:00:32] The internet is for porn

[00:00:34] Trekkie

[00:00:34] The internet is for porn

[00:00:36] What are you doing

[00:00:37] Why you think the net was born

[00:00:39] Porn porn porn

[00:00:42] Trekkie

[00:00:43] Oh

[00:00:43] Hello kate Monster

[00:00:45] You are ruining my song

[00:00:47] Oh me sorry me no mean to

[00:00:49] Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish

[00:00:54] Okey dokey

[00:00:54] Good

[00:00:55] I'm glad we have this new technology

[00:00:59] For porn oops

[00:01:00] Which gives us untold opportunity

[00:01:04] For porn oops sorry

[00:01:06] Right from you own desktop

[00:01:08] For

[00:01:08] You can research browse and shop

[00:01:11] Until you've had enough and your ready to stop

[00:01:15] For porn

[00:01:16] Trekkie

[00:01:16] The internet is for porn

[00:01:18] No

[00:01:19] The internet if for porn

[00:01:21] Trekkie

[00:01:21] Me up all night honking me horn

[00:01:24] To porn porn porn

[00:01:27] That's gross you're a pervert

[00:01:30] Ah sticks and stones kate monster

[00:01:33] No really you're a pervert

[00:01:35] Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

[00:01:40] Ohhhh

[00:01:41] What

[00:01:42] You have no idea ready normal people

[00:01:47] Ready

[00:01:47] Ready

[00:01:48] Ready

[00:01:48] Let me hear it

[00:01:49] The internet is for porn

[00:01:51] Sorry Kate

[00:01:51] The internet is for porn

[00:01:53] I masturbate

[00:01:54] All these guys unzip their flies for porn porn porn

[00:01:58] The internet is not for porn

[00:01:59] Porn

[00:02:00] Porn

[00:02:01] Hold on a second

[00:02:03] Now I happen to know for a fact that you

[00:02:06] Rob check your portfolio and trade stocks online

[00:02:09] That's correct

[00:02:11] And brian you buy things on amazon com

[00:02:15] Sure

[00:02:15] And Gary you keep selling your possesions on ebay

[00:02:19] Yes I do

[00:02:21] And Princeton you sent me that sweet online birthday card

[00:02:25] True

[00:02:26] Oh but Kate what you think he do after hmm

[00:02:32] Yeah

[00:02:32] Eeewwwww

[00:02:34] The internet is for porn

[00:02:36] Gross

[00:02:37] The internet is for porn

[00:02:38] I hate porn

[00:02:39] Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn

[00:02:43] I hate men

[00:02:44] Porn porn porn porn

[00:02:46] I'm leaving

[00:02:47] Porn porn porn porn

[00:02:47] I hate the internet

[00:02:49] The internet is for

[00:02:50] Internet is for

[00:02:51] Internet is for porn

[00:02:53] Yeah