《T.V. Medley》歌词

[00:00:00] T.V. Medley (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Family Guy Live In Vegas

[00:00:02] Now the world don't move

[00:00:05] To the beat of just one drum

[00:00:08] What might be right for you

[00:00:10] May not be right for some

[00:00:13] A man is born

[00:00:16] He's a man of means

[00:00:18] Then along come two

[00:00:21] They got nothing but their jeans

[00:00:23] But they have got

[00:00:25] Different strokes

[00:00:26] It takes

[00:00:27] Different strokes

[00:00:28] It takes

[00:00:30] Different strokes to move the world

[00:00:33] Thats true but you know

[00:00:34] Everybody's got a special kind of story

[00:00:40] Everybody finds a way to shine

[00:00:44] But no matter that you got not a lot

[00:00:48] So what

[00:00:49] They'll have theirs and you'll have yours

[00:00:52] And I'll have mine

[00:00:55] And together we'll be fine

[00:01:02] Cause it takes

[00:01:04] Different strokes to move the world

[00:01:07] Yes it does

[00:01:08] It takes

[00:01:09] Different strokes to move the world

[00:01:16] Hey hey why the frown

[00:01:19] Oh I finished my drink

[00:01:20] Oh no

[00:01:21] Yea its empty that always gets me depressed

[00:01:24] Oh come on

[00:01:25] Why don't you

[00:01:26] Show me that smile again

[00:01:31] Oh I don't know

[00:01:32] Don't waste another minute on your crying

[00:01:39] Hmm

[00:01:40] We're nowhere near the end

[00:01:45] That sucks

[00:01:46] The best is ready to begin

[00:01:50] Oooohhh

[00:01:52] As long as we got each other

[00:01:55] Right you are

[00:01:56] We got the world spinnin right in our hands

[00:01:58] Baby you and me

[00:02:00] We gotta be

[00:02:02] The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreaming

[00:02:06] As long as we keep on giving

[00:02:09] We can take any crap that comes our way

[00:02:12] Baby rain or shine

[00:02:14] All the time

[00:02:16] We got each other sharing the laughter and love

[00:02:30] I say

[00:02:31] Huh

[00:02:31] Whos that over there

[00:02:32] Where

[00:02:33] There

[00:02:35] Why thats

[00:02:36] The new boy in the neighborhood

[00:02:38] He lives downstairs and it

[00:02:40] I know its understood

[00:02:41] He's there just to take good care of me

[00:02:45] Like hes one of the family

[00:02:47] Charles in charge of our days and out nights

[00:02:51] Yes indeed

[00:02:52] Its charles in charge of our wrongs and our rights

[00:02:57] I have a feeling the wrongs are going to cause more trouble then the rights

[00:03:00] Sitcom man theres a new shipment of funny on its way

[00:03:04] Sung

[00:03:04] And I say

[00:03:06] I want charles in charge of me

[00:03:10] You know I'm going to take things down a notch here

[00:03:12] Do you remember when we did our first musical number

[00:03:15] From road to rhode island

[00:03:17] I sure do

[00:03:18] Man we were so young then

[00:03:19] Yes I mean not that weve aged all that much

[00:03:21] I mean geez I have been one year old for five years

[00:03:24] But my point is this

[00:03:27] Here we are face to face a couple of silver spoons

[00:03:34] Were hopin to find we're two of a kind making a go making it grow together

[00:03:42] We're going to find our way

[00:03:45] You and I together taking the time each day

[00:03:51] You know thats time well spent

[00:03:53] To learn all about those things you just can't buy

[00:03:59] Two silver spoons together

[00:04:05] Together we're going to find our way

[00:04:10] Together we're going to find our way

[00:04:16] You and I together

[00:04:23] You know this is fun

[00:04:24] I say we do a few more of these

[00:04:25] You say

[00:04:26] Hey now who's the boss around here

[00:04:28] Who's the boss indeed

[00:04:29] Good segway

[00:04:33] Theres a time for love and a time for living

[00:04:36] So take a chance and face the wind

[00:04:39] An open road and a road that's hidden

[00:04:42] A brand new life around the bend

[00:04:46] There were times

[00:04:48] Oh yea

[00:04:49] I lost a dream or two

[00:04:52] Found the trail

[00:04:54] Sing it man

[00:04:55] And at the end was you

[00:04:58] There's a path you take and a path not taken

[00:05:01] The choice is up to you my friend

[00:05:04] The nights are long

[00:05:06] Ah but you might awaken

[00:05:07] To a brand new life

[00:05:09] Brand new life

[00:05:11] Brand new life around the bend

[00:05:15] Gosh we sound so bloody good together

[00:05:18] Well thats because we know each other so well

[00:05:20] I suppose you're right

[00:05:21] Oh man just think how atrocious wed sound like if we were perfect strangers

[00:05:34] Sometimes the world looks perfect

[00:05:38] Nothing to rearrange

[00:05:41] Sometimes you get a feeling

[00:05:43] Like you need some kind of change

[00:05:48] No matter what the odds are this time

[00:05:51] Nothing's going to stand in my way

[00:05:53] This flame in my heart

[00:05:55] And a long lost friend

[00:05:56] Gives every dark street a light at the end

[00:06:00] Standing tall

[00:06:04] On the wings of my dream

[00:06:07] Rise and fall

[00:06:10] On the wings of my dream

[00:06:13] Through rain and thunder

[00:06:15] And hale and haze

[00:06:17] I'm bound for better days

[00:06:19] Ahhh

[00:06:20] It's my life and my dream

[00:06:23] Nothing's going to stop me now

[00:06:36] I say was I alright on that last note

[00:06:38] Well of course you were don't be ridiculous

[00:06:43] You know I sometimes think about what it will be like when were old and grey

[00:06:47] Hmm well for you it will be about in five years

[00:06:51] Thank you for reminding me

[00:06:52] But you know even if my hair falls out or I loose my teeth or I'm in constant pain because colon blockage has made me

[00:06:58] Unable to evacuate my bowels

[00:07:00] Ok ok I get it go on

[00:07:02] Well when I'm in my golden years I will always look back on our association with fondness

[00:07:07] I guess what i'm trying to say is

[00:07:12] Thank you for being a friend

[00:07:14] Don't mention it

[00:07:15] Traveled down the road and back again

[00:07:19] Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant

[00:07:23] I appreciate that

[00:07:24] And if you through a party

[00:07:27] Invited everyone you ever knew

[00:07:31] You would see the biggest gift would be from me

[00:07:35] And if the box is ticking its probably just a clock

[00:07:39] And the card attached would say

[00:07:42] Thank you for being a friend

[00:07:52] You know why were so close

[00:07:53] Whys that

[00:07:54] Family ties

[00:08:07] I bet we been together for a million years

[00:08:13] And I bet we'll be together for a million more

[00:08:19] Oh it's like I started breathing on the night we uh shook hands

[00:08:24] Shook hands right

[00:08:25] And I can't remember what I ever did before

[00:08:30] What would we do baby without us

[00:08:36] What would we do baby without us

[00:08:43] And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other

[00:08:47] Through

[00:08:48] What would we do baby without us

[00:08:54] Sha la la la