《People Watching (Explicit)》歌词

[00:05:31] I like people watching.

[00:05:31] mostly this one women!!!

[00:05:31] (clapping)

[00:05:31] I am doing them one at a time

[00:05:31] From behind bushes and all

[00:05:31] I think surprise parties are weird because people jump up and say surprise at the party

[00:05:31] I came home to my house and you guys emerged from my furniture, you don't have to tell me how to feel I don't need a hint from the group.

[00:05:31] U know!

[00:05:31] It's not like you are gonna yell out another feeling and I am gonna have that instead I come home and everyone jumps up and yells CONFIDENCE.

[00:05:31] Oh alright yeah!

[00:05:31] Damn right I feel great, imagine spending an hour at the party and answering questions like were you really confident when we jumped out and said confidence ya I wasn't faking I had no idea, I mean I came in feeling very lousy about myself and I felt really self assured it's an great confidence party I am glad you guys threw it for me

[00:05:31] My friend has soap that smells like coconut which is great, very nice.

[00:05:31] Unless your hands are dirty by coconut then it's a disaster.

[00:05:31] It's the worst soap possible.

[00:05:31] I can't tell if I have made an progress in this situation.

[00:05:31] This is how my hands started out.

[00:05:31] This sucks.

[00:05:31] You see somebody smelling their hands there is never a good story behind it.

[00:05:31] Just looks negative u know.

[00:05:31] If u try to make it look positive it looks even worse.

[00:05:31] You go like...

[00:05:31] Let's go talk to that guy he seems very happy about wherever he put his hands in.

[00:05:31] no good

[00:05:31] If you're in a bus and want that seat next to you open.

[00:05:31] Smell your hand as people get on and pass by you.

[00:05:31] Hey you wanna take a whiff of this what is it.

[00:05:31] U can see it by the way.

[00:05:31] Is this human or what is this

[00:05:31] I don't like automatic paper towel dispensers because they don't tell you when they are not working so I end looking like a shady magician in the bathroom for a few minutes.

[00:05:31] Waving my arms around.

[00:05:31] What do I have to do to get a piece of paper from this thing

[00:05:31] Automatic paper towel Dispensers are solution to something that was never really a problem

[00:05:31] Hey man you know how people get paper towel when they need one.

[00:05:31] Ya they just take their hand and pull one.

[00:05:31] ya!

[00:05:31] Ya!

[00:05:31] Ya!

[00:05:31] We are gonna change that.

[00:05:31] We are gonna add lasers and make it more complicated that seems completely unnecessary.

[00:05:31] Ya completely unnecessary that's the idea.

[00:05:31] We are gonna work with the sinks too.

[00:05:31] Ya what are you gonna so there.

[00:05:31] We are gonna get rid of the hot and cold handles and have sensors to conjure the the water out of the faucet and do a little rain dance with their hands.

[00:05:31] But then they won't be able to adjust the water temperature.

[00:05:31] F**K EMM!!

[00:05:31] We are gonna finish up with the toilets.

[00:05:31] Ya what are you doing there.

[00:05:31] You know when you are sitting on a toilet and move like a millimeter

[00:05:31] Ya we are think of having a (inaudible) explode under their a**.

[00:05:31] Why are you gonna do that.

[00:05:31] Gotta get have a turnover gonna scare the sh*t out of them.

[00:05:31] Get them out of there.

[00:05:31] Hey man did you pee on the back of your legs.

[00:05:31] No man I just moved like a inch and there was an explosion got up and ran right out of the bathroom I ran by the paper towel thing and the bathroom starts shooting out I don't know if it's haunted or what's going on there.

[00:05:31] That's a good crowd right there.

[00:05:31] that is a way to ensure presence on the cd.

[00:05:31] this is gonna be out in the future so I don't even know if it's gonna be a cd.

[00:05:31] So whoever is listening in the future depending on how young they are they don't even know how life was like

[00:05:31] U in the future we had very few robots then you guys have.

[00:05:31] Spaceships were not as readily available as they are for you.