《Sames And Opposites》歌词

[00:00:00] Sames And Opposites (Live) - Demetri Martin
[00:01:16] In life there are many things
[00:01:22] Some of them are the same and some are opposites
[00:01:30] About some of these things I do sing
[00:01:39] A cactus is the opposite of a chair
[00:01:45] In my house you can sit anywhere but there
[00:01:51] Especially if your ass is bare
[00:01:59] A bird house is not the same as a bird home
[00:02:05] One is much more comfortable for birds
[00:02:14] These are sames and opposites my friends
[00:02:20] Which I determined
[00:02:45] A musical is the same as a burlap sack
[00:02:51] I would not want to be in either
[00:03:16] A squirrel is the same as a can
[00:03:22] When there's a bb gun in my hand
[00:03:38] Can't you see that I am just a man
[00:03:44] With distinctions and comparisons
[00:04:01] Spare change is the same as wedgies for me
[00:04:06] I don't give it unless someone's really asking
[00:04:19] Saying I apologize is the very same
[00:04:24] As saying I'm sorry they're the same
[00:04:29] Unless you're at a funeral
[00:04:56] To live is the same as to dream
[00:05:01] If you do both long enough you'll see
[00:05:07] But you have to work in between
[00:05:11] Unless you have narcolepsy
[00:05:29] That was a boring solo
[00:05:33] Earrings are the same as sneezes
[00:05:39] Two is okay but ten in a row is annoying
[00:05:49] If you have two then god bless you
[00:05:58] These are sames and opposites my friends
[00:06:03] Which I have determined
[00:06:16] A secret admirer is the same as a stalker
[00:06:21] With stationery
[00:06:31] An ex girlfriend is the same as an okay movie
[00:06:37] I liked it at the time but I don't want to see it again
[00:06:46] Especially if the movie was kind of a bitch
[00:06:58] These are sames and opposites my friends
[00:07:04] Which I have determined
[00:07:08] So far
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