《龙虎风云会第273回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 卧佛昆仑僧吧

[00:00:03] 被俄吒罗霄等人

[00:00:06] 率队来到日月山

[00:00:10] 当然有人给介绍

[00:00:13] 中间的向导官就是西域大侠蓝屏

[00:00:19] 还真别说

[00:00:21] 到了这儿之后

[00:00:23] 日月教的教主是盛情款待

[00:00:28] 为他们的到来

[00:00:31] 举行了隆重的欢迎仪式

[00:00:35] 但这帮人来了之后

[00:00:37] 瞅什么都别扭头

[00:00:40] 一个发现日月山的人

[00:00:43] 这梳妆瞅着就刺眼

[00:00:46] 怎么都穿大白袍子

[00:00:49] 白帽子

[00:00:50] 戴面罩

[00:00:51] 要不就是青袍子清帽子

[00:00:54] 戴面罩

[00:00:55] 把本来的面貌全都隐藏起来了

[00:01:00] 当然

[00:01:00] 瞅着跟幽灵一样

[00:01:03] 实在是不得劲

[00:01:05] 同时发现D 教主也这样

[00:01:09] 只是服装的颜色跟一般人不一样

[00:01:13] 他穿的是黄袍

[00:01:14] 戴的是黄帽子

[00:01:17] 是黄沙的面罩

[00:01:20] 你想看他的五官

[00:01:22] 冒险根本就看不着

[00:01:26] 而且这个人不苟言笑

[00:01:29] 老是政工政令往那儿一坐

[00:01:33] 跟木雕呢数的相似

[00:01:36] 瞅这玩意儿

[00:01:37] 怎么看怎么发硬

[00:01:40] 但是

[00:01:41] 投靠人也来了

[00:01:43] 就得听人家的安排

[00:01:46] 给教主啊

[00:01:47] 首先

[00:01:48] 举行仪式

[00:01:49] 人们都穿着白袍子

[00:01:51] 跟青袍子又跳又差

[00:01:55] 然后又做了特殊的礼仪

[00:01:59] 鸣钟击鼓

[00:02:00] 燃起火把

[00:02:02] 围着火堆来回跳跃

[00:02:06] 他们也跟着跳跳的

[00:02:08] 通身是汗

[00:02:09] 这才结束

[00:02:11] 然后杀牛宰羊

[00:02:14] 接待众人

[00:02:16] J 教主每个人发给他们一套衣服

[00:02:22] 都是青袍和白袍

[00:02:25] 这帮人接过来一看

[00:02:26] 让我们穿这玩意儿太别扭了

[00:02:30] 跟兰婷玉说

[00:02:31] 蓝紫霞

[00:02:32] 你能不能跟教主解释解释

[00:02:35] 我们是属于合作

[00:02:38] 虽然听教主的指挥

[00:02:41] 但是我们都不能参加日月教

[00:02:45] 怎么能穿这种服装呢

[00:02:49] 兰亭御书我看看啊

[00:02:51] 跟教主商量商量

[00:02:54] 后来取得教主的同意

[00:02:56] 这些人才免穿这样特殊的意思

[00:03:01] 他们来了已经好几天了

[00:03:04] 每天D 教主都盛宴款待

[00:03:09] 他一般的情况下不言语

[00:03:13] 都听别人说

[00:03:15] 该点头该拍板的时候他才说话

[00:03:19] 简直那个神气劲儿都登了天了

[00:03:24] 你还真别说

[00:03:26] 他往高台上那个椅子上一坐

[00:03:29] 倒有几分的威严

[00:03:33] 让人不敢靠近

[00:03:36] 那么

[00:03:36] 究竟J 教主是男的是女的

[00:03:40] 是老的

[00:03:41] 是年轻的

[00:03:43] 看不出来

[00:03:45] 从个头上看像男的

[00:03:48] 说话的声音似男非男

[00:03:51] 似女非女

[00:03:54] 发出一种特殊的声音

[00:03:57] 花匠嗓子眼儿里头有个特殊的善

[00:04:01] 听起来是非常刺耳

[00:04:04] 总之

[00:04:05] 这些人来了几天了

[00:04:08] 谁也摸不清他的身份啊

[00:04:10] 问蓝田玉

[00:04:11] 蓝田玉也不知道

[00:04:14] 兰亭御就解释说

[00:04:16] 天顺王兆一桶就是这么安排的

[00:04:20] 让咱们大家投靠日月教的教主

[00:04:23] 一切都经过他同意再做

[00:04:28] 换句话说

[00:04:29] 也一切听教主的安排

[00:04:33] 详细的事儿我也不摸底

[00:04:36] 哎

[00:04:37] 众人异响

[00:04:38] 总之

[00:04:39] 那是一家人管听谁的呢

[00:04:43] 到时候能够报仇雪恨就行了

[00:04:47] 况且这教主挺大方

[00:04:49] 对我们如此热情也就算了

[00:04:53] 众人也没敢升本

[00:04:56] 最近马得来的消息

[00:05:00] 说天顺王兆一桶派来特使了

[00:05:05] 拿了一封信

[00:05:07] 换句话说呢

[00:05:08] 这封信就是指一

[00:05:11] 那上面开裂的

[00:05:12] 叫他们怎么办

[00:05:13] 怎么办

[00:05:14] 有细则

[00:05:16] 众人都盼着

[00:05:17] 甚至快来

[00:05:20] 见了职业之后

[00:05:22] 大家干什么还采取行动

[00:05:25] 今天晚上怎么回事儿

[00:05:27] 等职业

[00:05:29] 按计划

[00:05:30] 特使应该到了

[00:05:33] 怎么姗姗来迟呢

[00:05:36] 大家正在这儿议论这件事儿

[00:05:39] 呼伦桑啊

[00:05:40] 有点等不及弥陀佛

[00:05:45] 请问教主

[00:05:48] 这些天色盲的特使怎么还没到

[00:05:53] 恐怕今晚上来不了了

[00:05:56] 是啊

[00:05:57] 教主是不是有变化呀

[00:06:02] 就如没盐

[00:06:04] 要等一会儿给教主才熟

[00:06:08] 啊喂

[00:06:10] 嗯

[00:06:11] 不必着急

[00:06:15] 天顺王说话是算数的

[00:06:20] 课时说今儿晚上来

[00:06:24] 肯定得来

[00:06:28] 大家少安勿躁

[00:06:32] 我们大家就在这等着

[00:06:34] 不必心焦

[00:06:37] 哎

[00:06:39] 好爸

[00:06:40] 那就在这死等吧

[00:06:43] 众人是无可奈何呀

[00:06:45] 谁也不言语

[00:06:47] 教主看出来

[00:06:50] 各位

[00:06:52] 你们是不是觉得有点烦闷

[00:06:57] 慢的话没有关系

[00:07:01] 眼前就有好戏看

[00:07:06] 现在

[00:07:07] 我们又来了两位客人

[00:07:11] 这两位客人都在墙上趴着呢

[00:07:16] 不信

[00:07:16] 发贾顺

[00:07:17] 我的手腕儿瞧什么帅

[00:07:23] 屋里众人

[00:07:26] 顺着教主的手腕往墙上一看

[00:07:29] 正好看见房书安和白春

[00:07:35] 他们俩人觉得这事儿挺神秘

[00:07:40] 我们来了

[00:07:40] 神不知鬼不觉

[00:07:43] 在这听歌

[00:07:44] 究竟哪知道被人家发现了

[00:07:48] 那日月教的教主不是一般的人

[00:07:52] 你别看戴着面罩露俩窟窿

[00:07:55] 杨关六路耳听八方

[00:07:57] 面风

[00:08:00] 众人一看

[00:08:01] 果然有人滑头

[00:08:02] 全站起来

[00:08:05] 兰亭序打电不就跳到院里用手一指

[00:08:11] 什么人

[00:08:13] 偷偷摸摸的集赶集日月山

[00:08:17] 想必是有俩下子

[00:08:20] 有种的赶紧到院里来

[00:08:23] 房租安和白出一看我的妈呀

[00:08:27] 暴露

[00:08:29] 看来再想躲你然不及啦

[00:08:32] 哥俩到现在也豁出去了

[00:08:35] 把脑瓜一句话来了说

[00:08:40] 一前一后

[00:08:42] 跳落院中

[00:08:44] 那个教主还在座位上坐着没动

[00:08:49] 其他人全到了院儿里头

[00:08:53] 八被讹诈

[00:08:54] 罗霄抬头一看

[00:08:56] 哎哟呵

[00:08:58] 各位

[00:09:00] 看见没看见是咱D 冤家对头房书安

[00:09:07] 不是那小子

[00:09:07] 是谁那小子叫白春对对白春吗

[00:09:12] 白云地址

[00:09:14] 当初在八方内生见过

[00:09:16] 就是他

[00:09:18] 哇

[00:09:22] 罗霄想到这儿

[00:09:24] 飞身心跳过来

[00:09:26] 蓝大侠

[00:09:27] 我说两句

[00:09:29] 兰亭御笑呵呵退到一旁

[00:09:33] 罗小手扶着刀把

[00:09:35] 迈大步到仿佛安静前

[00:09:38] 姓黄的

[00:09:40] 又见面

[00:09:42] 这可不是在连云山通天

[00:09:45] 转而是日月山

[00:09:47] 日月教

[00:09:50] 早说啊

[00:09:50] 干嘛来了

[00:09:52] 谁让你来的

[00:09:53] 徐良叫你来的

[00:09:55] 是白瑞

[00:09:56] 叫你来探听什么消息

[00:10:00] 想摸清我们的尸体对不对

[00:10:04] 嗯嗯

[00:10:09] 我说啊

[00:10:10] 你是不是那个罗霄啊嗯嗯

[00:10:13] 各位大家都挺好呗

[00:10:16] 嗯

[00:10:17] 哎呀

[00:10:18] 真是有缘千里来相会

[00:10:21] 无缘对面不相逢

[00:10:25] 老师说

[00:10:26] 自从在连云山通天冠一别

[00:10:30] 我真怪想你们的

[00:10:32] 嗯

[00:10:33] 哎呀

[00:10:34] 见了面了

[00:10:35] 干嘛都绷着脸啊

[00:10:37] 大伙儿应当乐乐呵呵的

[00:10:39] 是不是呢

[00:10:40] 咱们也算是有缘分了

[00:10:43] 对不对

[00:10:45] 老方在这儿耍贫嘴

[00:10:48] 昆仑僧急不可耐

[00:10:52] 把大脸蛋子一甩弥陀佛

[00:10:56] 方砖哪

[00:10:58] 少耍贫嘴

[00:11:00] 你晓得死在眼前

[00:11:03] 哎哟

[00:11:04] 真是冤魂缠腿

[00:11:06] 我们走到哪儿

[00:11:08] 你能跟到哪儿

[00:11:10] 放出来

[00:11:11] 你们来了几个人

[00:11:14] 还想逃走吗a

[00:11:18] 昆仑山还没等说完呢

[00:11:20] 防摔又说了一会儿

[00:11:22] 是老和尚啊

[00:11:24] 你怎么说话这么难听啊

[00:11:27] 你看刚才我都说了

[00:11:29] 咱是有缘了

[00:11:32] 不管过去如何

[00:11:34] 如之何

[00:11:35] 第二个界面与以往不同啊

[00:11:40] 如果你不健忘的话

[00:11:42] 你还记得吗

[00:11:44] 武圣人于和他老人家作出决定

[00:11:48] 让咱们在三教评理大会上再见面

[00:11:53] 现在咱提前又见着了

[00:11:56] 嗯

[00:11:57] 现在我们也不是玩命

[00:12:00] 我们是私下的朋友相会

[00:12:03] 按理

[00:12:04] 应该说呢

[00:12:05] 就应该把我们哥俩让得厅堂

[00:12:09] 先茶后酒

[00:12:11] 盛情款待

[00:12:13] 在心平气和的唠唠

[00:12:16] 你看你们这干什么

[00:12:18] 攒鸡毛凑掸子

[00:12:20] 一个个凝眉瞪眼的

[00:12:22] 一张嘴

[00:12:23] 什么仇深似海

[00:12:25] 谭惦着这个

[00:12:28] 我告诉你

[00:12:30] 我房租还要胖

[00:12:33] 我就不来

[00:12:34] 来了我就不怕

[00:12:37] 我浑身全是胆

[00:12:40] 比你们强多了

[00:12:43] 你服不服

[00:12:45] 哎

[00:12:45] 你真别说

[00:12:47] 这帮人真福气

[00:12:49] 新书双栓D 小一点能力也没有他的胆子骂

[00:12:56] 走到哪是跟着他

[00:12:58] 难道说她真的不怕死

[00:13:01] 他怎么就死不了

[00:13:03] 各位兄弟啊

[00:13:05] 今儿个咱们魄力非把他整死

[00:13:08] 对

[00:13:09] 把他40万

[00:13:10] 把他撵烂

[00:13:13] 看他以后还显得红肿

[00:13:16] 对对对

[00:13:18] 大和尚

[00:13:19] 您别跟他废话了

[00:13:21] 我们说不过他

[00:13:23] 就得武力解决

[00:13:26] 昆仑僧扁头放宽

[00:13:29] 少要醉话da Ming 来

[00:13:35] 网上的总是旅长变大

[00:13:40] 白春可不敢花棱

[00:13:43] 亮出三节棍

[00:13:45] 扔就跳过来

[00:13:46] 秃驴

[00:13:48] 休要猖狂

[00:13:50] 白某在此接吻

[00:13:55] 白唇话语不多呀

[00:13:57] 龙棍变法

[00:13:59] 跟昆仑僧都在一处

[00:14:03] 不过咱得说清楚

[00:14:06] 白春是有两箱

[00:14:08] 二次学艺也涨了不少的能耐

[00:14:13] 但是跟昆仑僧比

[00:14:15] 第一块差的太多呀

[00:14:19] 不足不行

[00:14:21] 那昆仑僧什么本事

[00:14:24] 因此见面十几个回合之后

[00:14:28] 白唇一个没留神

[00:14:29] 他捧

[00:14:31] 三节棍头

[00:14:33] 赵昆怎么抓住

[00:14:36] 就见春风往怀里一拽

[00:14:40] 探出正荣嚷

[00:14:43] 笨白唇面门店发

[00:14:46] 这怎么办

[00:14:48] 不撒手

[00:14:49] 这长扎上撒手

[00:14:52] 兵器没了

[00:14:54] 白川一着急

[00:14:56] 把脑袋往旁边一咕噜练门躲开了

[00:14:59] 肩膀没躲开

[00:15:00] 耳聋中

[00:15:02] X 哎呀

[00:15:03] 噔噔

[00:15:03] 噔噔扑通

[00:15:06] 把白春打了个仰面朝天

[00:15:09] 三节棍也撒手了

[00:15:12] 跳过几个人来

[00:15:14] 别动

[00:15:14] 别动

[00:15:15] 别追她

[00:15:16] 没费吹灰之力骂尖头Lu 2 d

[00:15:21] 到白春生清货呢

[00:15:25] 房主安看得清清的衣服

[00:15:28] 我的妈呀

[00:15:29] 是抽身便走干嘛

[00:15:32] 他想溜之乎

[00:15:34] 能跑得了

[00:15:36] 轰的一声啊

[00:15:37] 把大肚子一水秤就跳过来

[00:15:40] 房书安静跑不了

[00:15:43] 你快螃蟹吧你给

[00:15:46] 一脚正踹屁股辣

[00:15:48] 房书安也没抬杠

[00:15:50] 长新旧产业啊

[00:15:52] 扑通摔倒在地

[00:15:56] 过来人给捆上

[00:15:59] 说这话呀

[00:16:00] 两分钟结束战斗

[00:16:03] 浑身打他能飞经

[00:16:07] 要一往昆山吗

[00:16:10] 跟谁也不必商议

[00:16:12] 手起掌落

[00:16:14] 把房书安喝白水权给拍死

[00:16:17] 但今儿个不行

[00:16:19] 教主在这座着呢

[00:16:21] 明文规定一切得听教主的

[00:16:26] 只好转身来到屋里头弥陀佛

[00:16:31] 教主

[00:16:33] 液态日月山的两个贼

[00:16:36] 被我抓住了

[00:16:38] 请教主罚路

[00:16:42] 说话之间把白春防川

[00:16:45] 推进平塘

[00:16:49] 那个教主好半天没说话

[00:16:52] 好像是打量防暑安和白春

[00:16:57] 要等一会儿他才问

[00:17:00] 你们两个叫什么名啊

[00:17:06] 房租啊

[00:17:06] 一听怎么这味儿

[00:17:08] 说话比我说话都难听啊

[00:17:11] 嗯

[00:17:12] 我告诉你在下姓房叫房书安呢

[00:17:18] 这是我兄弟笑天王白春

[00:17:23] 嗯

[00:17:26] 你们来想干什么

[00:17:31] 想到日月山

[00:17:34] 摸底不成

[00:17:36] 累了

[00:17:37] 你说的一点不假

[00:17:40] 我们哥儿俩放着觉睡不着

[00:17:43] 想到这儿溜达溜达

[00:17:45] 瞅瞅你们这些孤魂怨鬼

[00:17:48] 晚上折腾什么

[00:17:50] 嗨

[00:17:51] 哪知道一不小心被你发现了

[00:17:54] 今天让秃驴帮我们逮着

[00:17:57] 杀剐存留

[00:17:59] 任凭自便

[00:18:00] 你们随便来吧

[00:18:03] 啊

[00:18:05] 高格英雄视死如归啊

[00:18:12] 我说蓝大侠呢

[00:18:16] 下属在

[00:18:18] 兰亭御

[00:18:19] 赶紧过来

[00:18:22] 按着咱们教门的规矩

[00:18:26] 四闯山门者死

[00:18:31] 但是这死跟死还有区别

[00:18:36] 你说怎么处死他们俩呢

[00:18:40] 假如

[00:18:41] 按他们泛起D 罪孽

[00:18:43] 十分慎重

[00:18:45] 离人用火活活烧死

[00:18:49] 是啊

[00:18:51] 本教主也是这么想的

[00:18:56] 把他们俩人拉到外边

[00:18:59] 准备好火油和干柴

[00:19:03] 用火给我烧扰大事儿准备

[00:19:09] 一声令下如山倒啊

[00:19:12] 这首下地教徒搬柴火的搬柴火祛火油的祛火油

[00:19:19] 这就属于为啥

[00:19:21] 房书安和白春呢

[00:19:24] 哥俩在旁边那儿坐着

[00:19:26] 有人按着肩膀子

[00:19:30] 白唇釉一咧嘴啊

[00:19:33] 方大哥

[00:19:34] 咱就这么死了

[00:19:36] 我看差不多

[00:19:38] 少死的也不值啊

[00:19:41] 太窝囊了

[00:19:43] 哎

[00:19:44] 是啊

[00:19:46] 是有点不值格

[00:19:48] 但是呢

[00:19:49] 人哪过留名燕呢

[00:19:53] 过留声

[00:19:55] 咱哥俩也算有名气

[00:19:57] 死得其所呀

[00:19:59] 嗯

[00:20:01] 这有什么可在乎

[00:20:04] 在乎到不在乎二次学艺

[00:20:07] 我还想一展身手

[00:20:10] 这可好

[00:20:10] 一都没伸开

[00:20:12] 我连我爹我叔叔没见着呢

[00:20:14] 我就死在这儿了

[00:20:15] 你说冤不

[00:20:17] 哎

[00:20:18] 兄弟

[00:20:19] 就别说内冤和不冤

[00:20:22] 不过呢

[00:20:22] 你放心

[00:20:23] 你别看他们这么折腾人不该死总有解救啊

[00:20:31] 说说看

[00:20:32] 你什么意思

[00:20:34] 咱死不了那当然

[00:20:37] 我这人福大命大

[00:20:39] 造化大美缝都是逢凶化吉

[00:20:44] 遇难呈祥

[00:20:46] 不信你瞅着

[00:20:48] 大约如此

[00:20:50] 呢

[00:20:51] 教徒们一听你们说什么在飞机上

[00:20:55] 再说摘你们的家

[00:20:58] 还这么折腾

[00:21:00] 哎

[00:21:01] 把那木头得引着了得烧一阵儿才能用火把他俩烧死

[00:21:07] 现在正准备的时候

[00:21:10] 就见一个教徒撒脚如飞

[00:21:14] 跑进正厅

[00:21:16] 扑通就跪下

[00:21:18] 回教徒客人大

[00:21:23] 叫如优美

[00:21:25] 什么客人

[00:21:27] 哪回教主

[00:21:30] 天顺王派的特使到了哇

[00:21:39] 教主身子一震

[00:21:41] 哎呀

[00:21:42] 大家正着急呢

[00:21:45] 可把他给盼来了

[00:21:49] 各位啊

[00:21:51] 赶紧列队迎接

[00:21:54] 是

[00:21:56] 众人排着队到门外迎接

[00:22:00] 时间不大

[00:22:01] 把特使接近院里

[00:22:04] 仿佛安白春看D 倾情

[00:22:09] 你看来了20 多号

[00:22:12] 为首的一个大胖子

[00:22:15] 身高扩大

[00:22:17] 别看怕

[00:22:19] 身子五可相当结实

[00:22:21] 跟那大石头蹲子差不多少

[00:22:24] 头上戴着鱼皮吗

[00:22:27] 申培育皮甲外罩战袍

[00:22:32] 鱼皮的户外鱼皮的靴子

[00:22:36] 网连上去看

[00:22:38] 这张大脸跟铜锣相似

[00:22:42] 简直都出了号儿

[00:22:44] 大饼子脸

[00:22:45] 扇风耳

[00:22:47] 两道九转

[00:22:48] 狮子朱砂梅妃同两粒

[00:22:52] 闫赛钢零往外鼓鼓着

[00:22:55] 跟那个金鱼的眼睛差不多

[00:22:59] 大趴鼻子翻

[00:23:01] 低着头

[00:23:02] 一张大绵鱼嘴

[00:23:05] 满嘴的蒜断崖式

[00:23:07] 耳带经纶

[00:23:09] 腰悬宝刀

[00:23:13] 在后边一闪都是大二

[00:23:17] 服装穿着打扮跟中原的人他不一样

[00:23:23] 心说

[00:23:24] 难道这就是天顺王派来的特使