《You Could Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow》歌词

[00:00:00] You Could Get Hit By A Bus Tomorrow - The Lancashire Hotpots

[00:00:00] Well the powers that be

[00:00:01] Are getting to me

[00:00:03] They're telling me how I should behave

[00:00:06] Don't drink so much no you can't eat that

[00:00:08] Everything I enjoy takes me closer to the grave

[00:00:11] Well I don't hold for all this gubbins

[00:00:14] I'm gonna tell you how to live

[00:00:17] Here's my advice

[00:00:18] Just don't think twice

[00:00:19] If it feels reet good then it probably is

[00:00:22] You can eat what you like

[00:00:24] You can drink what you like

[00:00:25] You can even have a ciggie at a push

[00:00:28] Don't let them tell you what to do

[00:00:30] Phone for another pizza

[00:00:32] And gerrit down yer mush because

[00:00:34] Life's too short to worry yourself

[00:00:36] Don't live your life in sorrow

[00:00:39] You can have another drink

[00:00:40] It won't do you any harm

[00:00:42] You could get hit by a bus tomorrow

[00:00:45] When I read how much I should drink every week

[00:00:47] It gives me a terrible fright

[00:00:51] 21 unit's in seven days

[00:00:53] I drink that each and every night

[00:00:56] Forget about yer guidelines

[00:00:57] Drink what you want

[00:00:58] It won't kill you it's only ruddy beer

[00:01:02] I get through more unit's in a day

[00:01:04] Than the bloke on the till at Ikea

[00:01:06] That's right

[00:01:07] You can eat what you like

[00:01:08] You can drink what you like

[00:01:10] You can even have a ciggie at a push

[00:01:13] Don't let them tell you what to do

[00:01:15] Phone for another pizza and gerrit down yer mush

[00:01:18] Because

[00:01:19] Life's too short to worry yourself

[00:01:20] Don't live your life in sorrow

[00:01:23] You can have another drink

[00:01:25] It won't do you any harm

[00:01:26] You could get hit by a bus tomorrow

[00:01:41] Have you seen these labels

[00:01:42] They're putting on your food

[00:01:43] It really beggars belief

[00:01:46] If you polish off a pipe of

[00:01:48] Pringles by yourself

[00:01:49] You'll get told off by Gillian McKeith

[00:01:52] They put traffic lights on what I buy from the shops

[00:01:54] I see 'em on me food every night

[00:01:57] They say you should be eating 'Green For Go'

[00:02:00] I say if it tastes good run a red light

[00:02:03] You can eat what you like

[00:02:04] You can drink what you like

[00:02:05] You can even have a ciggie at a push

[00:02:08] Don't let them tell you what to do

[00:02:11] Phone for another pizza

[00:02:13] And gerrit down yer mush because

[00:02:14] Life's too short to worry yourself

[00:02:17] Don't live your life in sorrow

[00:02:19] You can have another drink

[00:02:21] It won't do you any harm

[00:02:22] You could get hit by a bus tomorrow

[00:02:25] Well I've got no savings

[00:02:27] I've not no pension

[00:02:28] The government's got me on me knees

[00:02:31] I've given all my money to just two men

[00:02:33] They're called Joseph Holts and John Willie Lees

[00:02:36] But I'm not thinking too far ahead

[00:02:39] Who knows what the future's got in store

[00:02:42] I'll have no money for me ale next week

[00:02:45] But I have tonight so I'll have one more

[00:02:48] You can eat what you like

[00:02:49] You can drink what you like

[00:02:50] You can even have a ciggie at a push

[00:02:53] Don't let them tell you what to do

[00:02:56] Phone for another pizza

[00:02:57] And gerrit down yer mush because

[00:02:59] Life's too short to worry yourself

[00:03:01] Don't live your life in sorrow

[00:03:04] You can have another drink and another ruddy drink

[00:03:08] Go on

[00:03:09] You could get hit by a bus tomorrow