《Jane II(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:04] P Hello hello may I speak to the E

[00:00:23] E This is me is this the doctor M D

[00:00:26] Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley

[00:00:29] Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie

[00:00:31] Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy

[00:00:34] Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy

[00:00:37] P Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double

[00:00:39] It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble

[00:00:43] Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over

[00:00:44] E Why P

[00:00:45] P Yo I think Jane is on my sofa

[00:00:47] E What

[00:00:48] P Last night I was all alone

[00:00:50] Cold watch the boob tube because my fuse was blown

[00:00:52] Picked up the bat phone to drop a line to you

[00:00:55] Maybe 10:15 or maybe 10:22

[00:00:58] E Where was I

[00:00:59] P I don't know you wasn't there

[00:01:01] Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear

[00:01:03] I grabbed my key along with the cash flow

[00:01:06] Shifted out the door to the local disco

[00:01:09] E Where'd you go not to that ran down pub

[00:01:12] P Hell no I was coolin at a club

[00:01:14] It was Spanish night so I was drinkin Molta

[00:01:17] Threw on a little tango plus a little salsa

[00:01:19] Seen a fly girl standin next to me

[00:01:21] So I slid over to her very non chalantly

[00:01:24] She was DEF body perfectly fit

[00:01:27] She was packin a 300 E with the kit

[00:01:30] I said Kitten how ya doin miss

[00:01:32] I said Hello my name is Parrish

[00:01:34] E Hi my name is Cris

[00:01:35] P Can I buy you a drink

[00:01:36] E Yes

[00:01:37] P What will it be

[00:01:38] E A martini and Rossi Asi Spumante

[00:01:41] By the way is that your Caadillac Allante

[00:01:43] Parked outside right next to my Monte

[00:01:46] Car You can call it my ex husband bought it

[00:01:48] P Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it

[00:01:51] This place is a drag grab your coat and bag

[00:01:54] We'll have drinks on the house back at my pad

[00:01:56] We got to my house we walked through the door

[00:01:59] Threw on Night and Day by

[00:02:00] E Al B Sure

[00:02:02] P She grabbed me gave me kiss on the lips

[00:02:04] So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips

[00:02:07] I got ahead of myself because I wanted to flirt

[00:02:10] Took off the G strings and the V neck skirt

[00:02:12] Put my eho up here

[00:02:13] E Yeah it's time to do work

[00:02:14] P I felt the movement below so it's time to react

[00:02:17] I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat

[00:02:20] I bust a move when it came to that

[00:02:22] But then she freaked it and grabbed the bozack

[00:02:25] Started dpom it then she called me the master

[00:02:28] E You got bigger better stronger and much faster

[00:02:31] P At first I laughed as if it was a joke

[00:02:33] But then my heart skipped a beat and I lost a stroke

[00:02:37] I said to myself oh no it couldn't be

[00:02:39] The J to the A to the N to the E

[00:02:41] E Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin

[00:02:44] With the Anita Baker head

[00:02:45] P Nah more like Whitney Houston

[00:02:47] E While the record's still playing to Al B Sure's Effect Mode

[00:02:49] Stay tuned to be continued on the next episode

[00:02:56] Peace I'm Audi 5000