《You’re A Customer (Dub Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] You're A Customer - EPMD

[00:00:10] Knick knack patty whack give a dog a bone

[00:00:13] Yo, don't give him nothing but a microphone

[00:00:15] Don't stop, I'm not finished yet

[00:00:17] You said I'm not the E, you wanna make a bet?

[00:00:20] Remember this: Lounge, you in the danger zone

[00:00:23] I figured you would, now leave me alone

[00:00:25] You pick and you wish on a four-leaf clover

[00:00:27] To be the E double E over and over

[00:00:30] You're intrigued by the way I do my thing

[00:00:33] (Do what?) Pick up the mic high and make it swing

[00:00:35] I have the capability to rap and chill

[00:00:38] Cold wax and tax MC's who tend to act ill

[00:00:41] It's like a Diggum Smack

[00:00:43] Smack me and I'll smack you back

[00:00:45] I get goosebumps when the bassline thumps

[00:00:48] A sucker MC arrives, now it's time for lunch

[00:00:51] When I'm cooling on the scene, I notice one thing

[00:00:53] I'm not Bounce, so sucker MC's cling

[00:00:56] I consider myself better than average

[00:00:59] Yo, I rock the mic like a wild beast savage

[00:01:01] I'm in the bottling state, I can't concentrate

[00:01:03] I make a move like chess, and then I yell "checkmate"

[00:01:06] You know why I get zanier and zanier?

[00:01:09] Because of EPMD mania

[00:01:11] When I walk through the crowd I can see heads turning

[00:01:14] I hear voices saying "That's Erick Sermon"

[00:01:16] Not only from the women, but from the men

[00:01:19] You know what? It feels good, my friend

[00:01:21] I'm the P double E, the Thrilla of Manilla

[00:01:24] Better known as the MC cold killer

[00:01:27] PMD cold keeps the place jumping

[00:01:29] And if not then we feel like we owe you something

[00:01:32] Like lotto, you have to be in it to win it

[00:01:34] But if the beat is fresh then Diamond J will spin it

[00:01:37] If J spin it, then it has to be fresh

[00:01:40] To make you dance until there's no one left

[00:01:42] Cause you a customer

[00:01:52] Praying like a prey when the fox in action

[00:01:55] I smell blood, no time for maxing

[00:01:57] Camoflauge in the green, my back is arc

[00:02:00] Plus you in trouble cause it's after dark

[00:02:02] My eyes close like Steve Austin, I got you in the square

[00:02:05] I won't let you run, nah, that ain't fair

[00:02:07] So I clear my visions until I can spot him

[00:02:10] Snatch him by the neck and say "Hmmm I got him"

[00:02:13] Whenever MC's, you're in over your head

[00:02:15] My rhymes are hungry plus they haven't been fed

[00:02:18] The process of elimination is quite simple

[00:02:20] Let you grow like a blackhead and pop you like a pimple

[00:02:23] Slice you like lettuce, toss you like a salad

[00:02:26] Revoke your MC license if your rhymes ain't valid

[00:02:28] As we go on, sucker MC's sound wacker

[00:02:31] Like a parrot says "Polly want a cracker"

[00:02:33] It was a record test, nothing we can't handle

[00:02:36] At the house they had the mics on the mantle

[00:02:39] Looked at the DJ and said "May I?"

[00:02:41] Lit it up like the Fourth of July

[00:02:43] Because I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

[00:02:46] Woah, I'm the E of EPMD

[00:02:48] I have a strong point of view on the way things run

[00:02:51] Just shut up and listen and learn my son

[00:02:53] Absorb that a** like Bounty, the quicker picker upper

[00:02:56] To tell you up front, you're nothing but a sucker

[00:02:59] The style we're using, no doubt copastetic

[00:03:01] You try to bite and yet sound pathetic

[00:03:03] Design my rhymes like a taylor, floatin' like a sailor

[00:03:06] As the P gets stronger, MC's get staler

[00:03:09] Not bragging or protagging, surely not fagging

[00:03:11] MC's surrender, raise the flags and

[00:03:14] Give up the titles because the signs are vital

[00:03:17] I keep a voice tuned at a slow and swift idle

[00:03:19] You a customer

[00:03:29] I need a man meal sandwich, yes I need Manwich

[00:03:32] I feel good, now it's time to do damage

[00:03:35] I feel like balanced, you know what I mean?

[00:03:37] Wanna rhyme one time, to release the steam

[00:03:39] When I grab the mic I get dramatic like an actor

[00:03:43] You know why I get over? I'm the master

[00:03:45] I do a show, pack it in til it's clamming up

[00:03:48] Look for the microphone then jam it up

[00:03:50] You said you see me jamming in New York Tech

[00:03:52] You got one right fella, you deserve a check

[00:03:55] How did you know, you must have been jocking

[00:03:58] How do you know the places I be rocking?

[00:04:00] Don't follow me fella, every move that I make

[00:04:03] I'm hostile now so I'll give you a break

[00:04:05] Well search upon me but don't go past the limit

[00:04:08] Here's a card and on the back is my fan club digits

[00:04:11] There's two things to check out in the words that I'm saying

[00:04:13] Plus listen to the good time playing

[00:04:16] Bro is bad, the strings he's plucking

[00:04:18] Fire rhyme after rhyme, watch MC's duck and

[00:04:21] MC's, the final countdown

[00:04:24] You look tired, can you go the round?

[00:04:26] If you can, I'll slap your hand and give you credit

[00:04:29] And if not, I'll turn around and say "Forget it"

[00:04:31] People say that I'm a party pooper

[00:04:34] To tell the truth I'm a born trooper

[00:04:36] You a customer