《Smash!(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Smash! - Starbomb

[00:00:00] Composed by：Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan

[00:00:02] It was a beautiful day

[00:00:04] And everyone was excited

[00:00:06] There was a picnic and

[00:00:07] The whole Nintendo crew was invited

[00:00:09] Luigi stood up and said

[00:00:10] Listen everyone I love you guys

[00:00:12] You are my best friends in the world

[00:00:13] You make me glad to be alive

[00:00:15] Excuse me hi there

[00:00:16] I'm the announcer for a fun new family game

[00:00:19] It's called Super Smash Brothers

[00:00:20] That sounds nice how do we play

[00:00:22] Well first I'm gonna warp you

[00:00:23] Into a world of hate and war

[00:00:25] Where you'll assault everyone

[00:00:26] You have ever known and loved before

[00:00:28] I don't think I wanna do that

[00:00:30] Oh come on it'll be a bash

[00:00:31] Now grab all of your little friends

[00:00:33] 'Cause it is time for us to motherf**king Smash

[00:00:35] Whoa wait no let's go

[00:00:38] Kick the s**t out of your friends

[00:00:41] That is not cool

[00:00:42] Have a blast as you beat their a*s

[00:00:44] And then they're forced to clap for you at the end

[00:00:47] 3 2 1 Smash

[00:00:48] Mario hey bro-AGH your chode

[00:00:51] Has been destroyed 200 I needed that chode

[00:00:54] Can't we all just get along

[00:00:59] Abso-f**king-lutely not you gotta Smash

[00:01:01] The park was destroyed

[00:01:02] Hundreds of bystanders dead

[00:01:03] Kirby held Donkey Kong captive

[00:01:05] In his huge disgusting head

[00:01:06] Fox said Hey Mario stop crying

[00:01:08] Just psyche up and fight instead

[00:01:10] I'm Luigi all these bloodstains

[00:01:11] Make my overalls look red

[00:01:13] Sonic looked tough

[00:01:14] 'Til Link kicked him in the stuff

[00:01:16] The madness of cold-blooded murder'd

[00:01:18] Overtaken Jigglypuff

[00:01:19] He blasted Bowser to infinity

[00:01:21] With one massive-ass hit

[00:01:22] Then he took three Falcon Punches

[00:01:24] Like it wasn't even s**t

[00:01:26] Is the time almost over

[00:01:27] I can't tell my face is mashed

[00:01:29] Don't worry Luigi the clock says

[00:01:31] 4 3 2 oh no 1 Smash

[00:01:33] Whoa this blows

[00:01:35] You know

[00:01:35] When Mario and Peach team up

[00:01:37] You are screwed you're my own brother

[00:01:39] Pikachu's way less f**king cute

[00:01:42] When he is trying to electrocute you Pika-pi

[00:01:46] Samus whaddya want

[00:01:47] Is pissed you got a small amount

[00:01:49] Of dirt on her suit oh you're dead b***h

[00:01:52] That is the last God d**n straw

[00:01:56] Oh s**t I think Luigi's gonna f**king Smash

[00:02:00] Hey look at me now

[00:02:03] I'm beating up friends

[00:02:05] I have no regrets

[00:02:10] This is the f**king best

[00:02:13] Yes I can see now

[00:02:16] We're having fun in the end

[00:02:18] Now it all makes sense

[00:02:28] I guess just because

[00:02:28] We smash each other doesn't mean

[00:02:30] We're not brothers

[00:02:32] Ahh Mario you suck

[00:02:35] Bite me