《The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid(Explicit)》歌词
[00:00:00] The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid - Starbomb
[00:00:00] Composed by:Arin Joseph Hanson/Brian Alexander Wecht/Leigh Daniel Avidan
[00:00:00] Hello and welcome back to another episode of talking video games
[00:00:06] We continue today in our series of games with simple plots
[00:00:09] Guests please introduce yourselves
[00:00:10] And tell us the plots of your games
[00:00:12] I'm de chef from burger time I make-a de burgers
[00:00:17] Hello I'm Centipede
[00:00:18] I just kinda move down the screen
[00:00:21] Hey I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid
[00:00:23] My game's got a pretty simple story
[00:00:25] Snake I don't see your name on the list
[00:00:27] Ah my friend Cloud Strife told me to
[00:00:28] Come on this show and talk about it
[00:00:30] Oh God no
[00:00:31] It was the distant future two thousand and five
[00:00:33] All I wanted to do was chill out and retire
[00:00:35] But genetically enhanced renegades named hoxhound
[00:00:37] Stole a bunch of nukes and had s**t on lockdown
[00:00:38] Okay we're past our time limit Snake
[00:00:40] Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
[00:00:42] Before they start a nuclear conflict
[00:00:44] What a bunch of jerks
[00:00:45] You're a bag of dicks
[00:00:45] I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys
[00:00:47] They shared top secrets and suddenly died
[00:00:49] Of two heart attacks right out of thin air
[00:00:50] All within five minutes
[00:00:51] Oh my god I don't care
[00:00:52] Then I met Meryl
[00:00:53] A hot box of rocks
[00:00:54] And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot
[00:00:56] But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away
[00:00:57] You know normal s**t that happens every day
[00:00:59] Listen Snake there must've been a mistake
[00:01:02] On this show you've got
[00:01:03] To get right to the point of the game
[00:01:05] Like the ship from Galaga
[00:01:07] Hi I shoot stuff in space
[00:01:09] And this car from Pole Position
[00:01:11] I'm a car
[00:01:11] That's great
[00:01:12] You know we've been through
[00:01:13] This before with your boy Cloud Strife
[00:01:16] And he talked so long
[00:01:17] I contemplated ending my life
[00:01:19] So let's keep things nice and
[00:01:21] Simple like the hero over there
[00:01:23] From the Atari game Adventure
[00:01:24] I'm literally just a yellow square
[00:01:26] Who cares
[00:01:26] I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex
[00:01:28] And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex
[00:01:30] It was Gray Fox and I fought Vulcan Raven
[00:01:32] A big motherf**kin' Alaskan shaman
[00:01:33] So I killed that guy but before he died
[00:01:35] He said Meryl liked me I almost cried
[00:01:37] She's a little hottie pants ooh-meow
[00:01:39] It would be so great if you died right now
[00:01:40] I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot
[00:01:42] And then murdered three guys and an evil robot
[00:01:43] 'Til Liquid Snake and I were left alone
[00:01:45] He said that I was his brother and a superior clone
[00:01:47] Then he died of a virus and thinking fast
[00:01:49] Meryl saved us
[00:01:49] I don't give a frog's fat a*s
[00:01:50] Then when stayed together until the seven year itch
[00:01:52] And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear b***h
[00:01:54] Listen Snake I've taken all I can take
[00:01:57] Just because a game is simple doesn't mean that it's lame
[00:02:00] Tell the kid from Paperboy
[00:02:02] Yo I deliver those papes
[00:02:04] The guy from Elevator Action
[00:02:06] Uh elevators
[00:02:07] Okay
[00:02:07] Dear God
[00:02:08] Why can't I just have a single panel of guests
[00:02:11] Who can say their plots in forty f**kin' minutes or less
[00:02:14] Now just watch me Snake
[00:02:15] Before you make me reach for my gun
[00:02:17] I'll summarize your game and show you
[00:02:19] How this s**t is really motherf**kin' done
[00:02:27] How it's motherf**kin' done
[00:02:35] You sneak around and save the world the end
[00:02:38] My god can I get a replacement
[00:02:39] Guest with a simple plot please
[00:02:41] Hi I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts
[00:02:43] Noo
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