《Mega Marital Problems(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:03] welcome to couples' therapy. i'm dr. wily.

[00:00:05] dr. wily? you're a therapist now?

[00:00:08] but you're evil, and bent on world domination!

[00:00:09] not anymore. those days are behind me.

[00:00:12] don't question it! shut up. just tell me the problem over this hot beat.

[00:00:15] okay...

[00:00:16] well you see, doc, i got a pretty nice life

[00:00:18] a mega house with two kids, and a hot mega wife

[00:00:20] but i got a little problem with my android bride

[00:00:22] when it comes to making love, she's never satisfied

[00:00:24] we've been f**king for decades! sex has gotten routine!

[00:00:26] we gotta spice that shit up, i'm not a total machine!

[00:00:28] i'm sick of all the romance, and the cuddles, and the love

[00:00:31] it's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff!

[00:00:32] it would be seeming to me that the problem here

[00:00:36] is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear

[00:00:41] but she says the same thing, like a tape recorder!

[00:00:43] quiet! the doctor is talking -- there must be order!

[00:00:45] ...sorry, i'm not evil anymore.

[00:00:49] you must beat the robot masters to acquire skills

[00:00:53] and then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled

[00:00:58] maybe she likes shocks from elec man's beam

[00:01:01] or getting burnt by fireballs; she's a freaky man's dream

[00:01:06] is that what you want, hon? a robot master?

[00:01:08] get out and do it, you stupid bastard!

[00:01:10] your marriage will be healthy like pure spring water

[00:01:12] now leave my office before you are slaughtered!

[00:01:14] fine, i'll kick ass if it saves my marriage

[00:01:16] for the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage

[00:01:19] first i'll take on fire man, not much of a test

[00:01:20] oh, your weakness is ice? i woulda never f**king guessed.

[00:01:23] now ice man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time

[00:01:25] oh, is your weakness fire? you just blew my f**king mind.

[00:01:27] i cut cut man and he's gonna need stitches

[00:01:29] bomb and elec man just went down like little bitches

[00:01:31] wait, you douchebag, i'm gonna end your life

[00:01:35] i am mega man zero, and i'm here to plow your wife

[00:01:39] i bring sex moves from the future, and my skills are vast

[00:01:43] like my super double ultra mega nutbuster cumblast (oh!)

[00:01:48] women can't resist my blonde flowing locks

[00:01:51] i'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock

[00:01:56] my shining armor is red, the color of victory

[00:02:00] while your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

[00:02:05] wait! what are you doing...?

[00:02:08] mega dick... activate!

[00:02:13] so mega man harnessed all the powers of the masters

[00:02:15] and killed zero with his mega laser schlong-blaster

[00:02:17] and then he banged his wife until she screamed "yes! more!"

[00:02:19] then she loved him again, 'cause she's a shallow whore

[00:02:23] sorry, that was misogynistic.

[00:02:26] she is a whore, though.

[00:02:27] what did you say?!

[00:02:28] nothing!

[00:02:29] ...douche.