《CNR》歌词

[00:00:17] Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
[00:00:19] The kind of man you'd never disrespect
[00:00:22] He stood 8 foot tall wore glasses
[00:00:24] And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
[00:00:28] He ate his own weight in coal
[00:00:30] And excreted diamonds every day
[00:00:34] He could throw you down a flight of stairs
[00:00:36] But you still would love him anyway
[00:00:39] Yeah you know you'd love him anyway
[00:00:53] Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
[00:00:55] With two flat tires and a missin' chain
[00:00:58] He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
[00:01:01] I'm tellin' you the man was insane
[00:01:04] He could rip out your beatin' heart
[00:01:06] And show it to you right before you died
[00:01:10] Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
[00:01:12] Give him a piggyback ride
[00:01:15] Yeah a two-hour piggyback ride
[00:01:17] Giddyup Gene
[00:01:30] Ninja warrior master of disguise
[00:01:32] He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
[00:01:35] Oh yeah
[00:01:38] Oh yeah
[00:01:41] He had his very own line at the DMV
[00:01:43] He made sweet sweet love to a manatee
[00:01:46] Oh yeah
[00:01:49] Oh yeah that was somethin' to see I tell ya
[00:01:52] Charles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings
[00:01:54] As a potent aphrodisiac
[00:01:57] He ran a four minute mile blindfolded
[00:02:00] With an engine block strapped to his back
[00:02:03] He could eat more frozen waffles
[00:02:06] Than any other man I know
[00:02:09] Once he fell off the Chrysler building
[00:02:11] And he barely even stubbed his toe
[00:02:14] Had a tiny little scratch on his toe
[00:02:17] Didn't even hurt
[00:02:29] Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
[00:02:31] But he never ever told a soul
[00:02:34] I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
[00:02:36] And swallow a Volkswagen whole
[00:02:40] He'd bash your face in with a shovel
[00:02:42] If you didn't treat him like a star
[00:02:45] 'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
[00:02:48] But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
[00:02:56] No no no
[00:03:01] Talkin' bout CNR
[00:03:08] Ohh
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