《Mr. I Do and the Doo Doos(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos (Album Version) - Adam Sandler

[00:00:12] The boys say don't you do it

[00:00:15] Get a grip for goodness sake

[00:00:19] Why you getting married

[00:00:21] Such a big league mistake

[00:00:24] You lose all your freedom

[00:00:27] When you're solo you got it made

[00:00:31] But while you guys are home whackin' it

[00:00:33] I'll be with my new wife gettin' laid have mercy

[00:00:43] Well they say you'll have no privacy

[00:00:46] The old lady's always there

[00:00:49] But the good news is she'll blow me

[00:00:52] And let me shoot it in her hair

[00:00:55] So while you're all out searching

[00:00:58] For that strange piece of trim

[00:01:01] Remember I don't have to wear a condom

[00:01:04] Whenever I stick it in no way

[00:01:13] So you guys go watch your football

[00:01:17] Trust me I'll be fine

[00:01:20] 'Cuz after we brunch with her mother

[00:01:22] I'm comin' home to a sixty nine

[00:01:28] And she'll go ah ah uh lickety lick

[00:01:35] Oo ah that's my husband's dick

[00:01:48] Now fellas I'll be thinkin' of ya

[00:01:50] Even though I've moved on

[00:01:54] You'll always be my homies

[00:01:57] But I'm puttin' down the bong

[00:02:00] 'Cause my soulmate's my whole life now

[00:02:03] I knew the first time I kissed her

[00:02:06] But if she ever stops having s*x with me

[00:02:09] I'll call you guys and we'll bang her sister ah yeah

[00:02:17] Yeah if she ever stops having s*x with me

[00:02:23] We'll all gang bang her hot sister