《Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir》歌词

[00:00:00] Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Stephen Sondheim
[00:00:01] Written by:Stephen Sondheim
[00:00:01] Ladies and gentlemen
[00:00:03] May I have your attention please
[00:00:07] Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
[00:00:09] To discover your pillow is covered with hair
[00:00:13] What ought not to be there
[00:00:15] Well ladies and gentlemen
[00:00:17] From now on you can waken with ease
[00:00:19] You need never again have a worry or care
[00:00:21] I will show you a miracle marvelous rare
[00:00:25] Gentlemen you are about to see something that rose from the dead
[00:00:33] On the top of my head
[00:00:39] Scarcely a month ago gentlemen
[00:00:40] I was suddenly struck with a rare oriental disease
[00:00:45] Though the finest physicians in london were called
[00:00:47] I awakened one morning amazed and appalled
[00:00:49] To discover with dread that my head was as bald
[00:00:51] As a novice's knees
[00:00:53] I was dying of shame
[00:00:55] Till a gentleman came
[00:00:57] An illustrious barber pirelli by name
[00:01:04] He gave me a liquid as precious as gold
[00:01:08] I rubbed it in daily like what I was told
[00:01:12] And behold
[00:01:17] Only thirty days old
[00:01:23] 'Twas pirelli's miracle elixir
[00:01:27] That's what did the trick sir
[00:01:29] True sir true
[00:01:31] Was it quick sir
[00:01:33] Did it in a tick sir
[00:01:34] Just like an elixir ought to do
[00:01:39] How about a bottle mister
[00:01:41] Only costs a penny guaranteed
[00:01:43] Penny buys a bottle I don't know
[00:01:45] You don't need ah let's go
[00:01:46] Does pirelli's stimulate the growth sir
[00:01:49] You can have my oath sir
[00:01:51] 'Tis unique
[00:01:53] Rub a minute
[00:01:55] Stimulating in'it
[00:01:57] Soon you'll have to thin it
[00:01:59] Once a week
[00:02:00] Gently dab it gets to be a 'abit
[00:02:04] Soon there'll be enough sir
[00:02:06] Somebody can grab it
[00:02:08] See this chap with hair like shelley's
[00:02:12] You can tell he's used pirelli's
[00:02:16] Let me have a bottle
[00:02:17] Make that two
[00:02:17] Pardon me ma'am what's that awful stench
[00:02:19] Are we standing near an open trench
[00:02:23] Buy pirelli's miracle elixir
[00:02:26] Anything what's slick sir
[00:02:28] Soon sprouts curls
[00:02:30] Try pirelli's
[00:02:31] When they see how thick sir
[00:02:33] You can have your pick sir
[00:02:35] Of the girls
[00:02:37] See pirelli's miracle elixir
[00:02:39] Grow a little wick sir
[00:02:40] Then some fuzz
[00:02:41] The pirelli's
[00:02:41] Soon'll make it thick sir
[00:02:42] Like a good elixir
[00:02:43] Always does
[00:02:44] Trust pirelli's
[00:02:45] If your hair is sick sir
[00:02:46] Fix it in the nick sir
[00:02:47] Don't look grim
[00:02:48] Just pirelli's miracle elixir
[00:02:49] That'll do the trick sir
[00:02:50] What about the money
[00:02:51] If you've got it a kick sir
[00:02:53] What about the money
[00:02:53] Where is this pirelli
[00:02:54] Go and get pirelli
[00:02:55] Tell it to the mixer
[00:02:56] Of the miracle elixir
[00:02:56] If you've got a kick sir
[00:02:57] What about the money
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