《OH BO (studio)》歌词

[00:00:01] OH BO (studio) - Bo Burnham

[00:00:01] I feel like hip hop

[00:00:03] Used to be a voice for the voiceless

[00:00:05] You know

[00:00:07] And now it's become

[00:00:08] At least in the mainstream

[00:00:10] A symbol of misogyny gay panic

[00:00:17] Fiscal irresponsibility

[00:00:21] So I figure

[00:00:24] If you can't beat 'em

[00:00:28] Join 'em

[00:00:29] Hittin' the club up VIP

[00:00:30] I got a fake mustache

[00:00:31] And a fake ID

[00:00:32] I look like Wooly Willy

[00:00:33] With a really wooly willy

[00:00:36] And I bypass the bouncer

[00:00:36] Pass by an ex and I flex and

[00:00:38] Bounce her wowser

[00:00:39] Look at all of Bo's hoes

[00:00:41] Looking for a ride on Bo's hose

[00:00:43] And I spot a little Latino

[00:00:44] Booty so big call it Oprah's ego

[00:00:46] We go to it through it she says

[00:00:48] "Dios mía mi amigo "

[00:00:50] Pull it out stick it in your mouth

[00:00:52] And I bust in the back of ya

[00:00:54] Swallow bitch there's people starving in Africa

[00:00:57] Single every single day

[00:00:59] Do it every single way

[00:01:01] Make the single ladies say

[00:01:03] Oooh Bo

[00:01:05] And if I were gay

[00:01:07] Though I swear I'm straight

[00:01:08] I'd make the fellas say

[00:01:11] You're an ice cream

[00:01:12] Sundae with a cherry on top

[00:01:13] But careful cherry

[00:01:14] 'Cause I'm the King of Pop

[00:01:15] Pop pop pop goes my weasel

[00:01:17] Now ya looking like

[00:01:18] Jackson Pollock's easel

[00:01:20] My suggestion is:

[00:01:20] You don't blow 'til you

[00:01:22] Know what congestion is

[00:01:23] Swallow when you know what digestion is

[00:01:24] Follow Bo the only question is:

[00:01:26] Have you been splattered before

[00:01:27] By the mad-hatter matador

[00:01:30] Cake-batter never more

[00:01:31] It don't matter whether you're

[00:01:33] Spanish French Swedish or Cambodian

[00:01:37] I'll slime you so hard you

[00:01:38] Could be on Nickelodeon

[00:01:40] Single every single day

[00:01:42] Do it every single way

[00:01:44] Make the single ladies say

[00:01:46] Oooh Bo

[00:01:48] And if I were gay

[00:01:49] Though I swear I'm straight

[00:01:51] I'd make the fellas say

[00:01:53] Oooh Bo

[00:01:56] Oh Bo-o ooh Bo Bo

[00:02:00] A-a-Oooh Bo Oooh Bo Oooh Bo

[00:02:09] You think that you can handle me

[00:02:11] Girl don't make me laugh

[00:02:12] I said my junk is bipolar

[00:02:14] It'll split you in half (yea)

[00:02:17] And if you're lucky

[00:02:18] I might just bring you home

[00:02:20] And I'll have you going down

[00:02:21] Like you're growin' an extra chromosome

[00:02:23] And when you grab me

[00:02:25] Don't grab me by my buns

[00:02:27] 'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns

[00:02:32] I got the runs

[00:02:33] I got the ru-u-u-uuuns

[00:02:38] Single every single day

[00:02:39] Do it every single way

[00:02:41] Make the single ladies say

[00:02:44] Oooh Bo

[00:02:46] And if I were gay

[00:02:47] Though I swear I'm straight

[00:02:49] I'd make the fellas say

[00:02:51] Oooh Bo

[00:02:53] I wanna break it down for ya'll

[00:02:55] I came from the streets with nothin'

[00:02:58] Now I'm makin' hit records

[00:03:01] For my people still livin' in the streets

[00:03:03] Still livin' in poverty I wanna tell you

[00:03:05] I'm doin' this for you

[00:03:08] My success is your success

[00:03:12] And I know you may be thinkin'

[00:03:13] Hey if you really believe that

[00:03:14] Why don't you use some of your money

[00:03:16] To help rebuild the neighborhood

[00:03:17] Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski

[00:03:22] And to that I say (uh chorus is comin' up):

[00:03:28] Single every single day

[00:03:30] Do it every single way

[00:03:31] Make the single ladies say

[00:03:34] Oooh Bo

[00:03:36] And if I were gay

[00:03:37] Though I swear I'm straight

[00:03:39] I'd make the fellas say

[00:03:41] Unh Unh

[00:03:41] You gotta fume like a tuna

[00:03:44] I'll smell ya later

[00:03:45] I met a fat chick

[00:03:47] And f**ked her in an elevator

[00:03:50] It was wrong on so many levels

[00:03:53] It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels

[00:03:57] It was wrong on so many levels (unh)

[00:04:01] It was wrong on it was wrong on

[00:04:04] It was wrong on

[00:04:06] Single every single day

[00:04:07] Do it every single way

[00:04:09] Make the single ladies say

[00:04:11] Oooh Bo

[00:04:13] And if I were gay

[00:04:15] Though I swear I'm straight

[00:04:17] I'd make the fellas say

[00:04:18] Oooh

[00:04:20] Single every single

[00:04:21] Do it every single

[00:04:23] Pop that single like a Pringle jingle

[00:04:26] Oooh Bo

[00:04:27] This song's almost completed

[00:04:29] All this little ditty needed

[00:04:31] Instrument that's double reeded:

[00:04:33] The oboe

[00:04:38] (Yea)

[00:04:40] Oh Bo

[00:04:40] Play that oboe